TMZ Live(0:00) Lindsay Lohan barely makes her court appearance -- then makes a plea that'll put her in lockdown rehab. Michael Lohan calls in ... and he's pissed.
(10:00) Controversy over Mark Burnett's "The Bible" -- people think his Satan character looks just like President Obama. But Mark thinks the negativity is the work of the devil himself.
(18:00) Charlie Sheen calls in -- he says someone left a threatening note stabbed into a tree with a knife at his ex-wife Denise Richards' house ... and he's ready to roll some heads.
(24:00) Lil Wayne has been in the ICU for SIX days.
(27:00) Casey Anthony -- someone wants to pay her to keep her story to herself.
(32:00) Katherine Jackson is suing AEG for $40 billion over Michael Jackson's death!
(34:00) Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn make it official ... with a cheesy photo shoot.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Chuck Norris ... losing the first fight of his life ... to old age.