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Shawn Holley

Freedom Feels Good!!!

3/19/2013 10:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
's former mouthpiece Shawn Holley showed up this AM to the scene of the crime, sort of ... the courthouse where LiLo copped a plea Monday ... and Shawn coyly looked and sounded like a woman who has had a 118-pound weight lifted from her chest.

Shawn did watch our livestream yesterday, and guess what she found most entertaining?

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31.

StarryStarryNight    

As Todd over at IDLIYTW points out, Lindsay Lohan could’ve had a relatively easy 30 days of house arrest had she simply agreed to one of several plea deals from the DA’s office, but instead she trusted her new, free dip***** lawyer Mark Heller to prove her innocence despite the fact the only legal maneuvers he knows are bringing a lucky rabbit’s foot to court and hitting on the judge. Except that’s not entirely true because he knows one more, and it’s sucking huge d.icks at witness tampering which probably explains why Lindsay took a liking to him in the first place. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the Santa Monica City Attorney will be launching an investigation and will interview Lohan’s ex-assistant Gavin Doyle tomorrow in the presence of police.
We’re told … prosecutors believe Heller may have approached Gavin and tried to get him to admit that he was the one driving the vehicle when Lohan’s Porsche crashed into a big rig on Pacific Coast Highway last summer.

What’s worse, is this proves Michael Lohan right when he said Mark Heller is doing absolutely jack**** to prepare for Lindsay’s trial because clearly he put all his chips on flipping Lindsay’s assistant and just assumed that would pan out even though he immediately rolled on her. Because why wouldn’t this kid turn around and go to jail by telling the cops he lied to them? “Have you seen how rich my client is? She’s a movie sta- ah, **** it. *******s, kid, we’re offering ********s. — What do you mean it still itches from the last time? Iodine, numbnuts, you gotta pour iodine in it!”


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562 days ago
32.

Firefly    

A few things came out of this for Ms Holley even though she may never get paid by Ms. Lohan.
1. She got a lot of publicity, that is worth it's weight in gold. Some people knew her from the OJ trial but more now know her from the Lohan trialssssssss.
2. People with money will seek her out knowing she will find loop holes to get them off.
3. Shawn finally found her limit. Lindsay is good at making anyone reach their limits real fast.

562 days ago
33.

kitnplayn    

Micheal Lohan doesn't want anyone else feeding off his meal ticket. The American culture is sicko.

562 days ago
34.

LLsez    

FFS!! I missed the streaming yesterday and finally looked at the sentencing vid:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDkd3zGUKBs

Can we say it all together now: sad junkie

562 days ago
35.

Dobby    

Shawn, you did your time, and you deserve a spot in Heaven for doing it. Isn't it wonderful someone else has to deal with the daily train wrecks now? Nothing will ever change, especially Lindsay. The only thing that's changed -- you don't have to work for free anymore. lol

562 days ago
36.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

What in the SamRo HELLp is Side Show Heller going on about, her "sobriety was validated"? Her 'sobriety' was NOT 'validated' when the judge ordered 90 days lock down rehab. Judges don't order SOBER peeps to rehab. Gotta love My Cousin Heller . . .

562 days ago
37.

Sincerity    

Business is business!!! Lawyer/Client confidentiality prevents Ms. Holley from publicly bashing Lindsay Lohan. After all, she did receive a "TON OF PUBLICITY" defending her. To do so would be "POINTLESS" because she knew Lilo was a "TRAIN WRECK" who doesn't really want to face her "UGLIEST PERSONAL DEMONS"!!! It's a "MIRACLE" Ms. Holley propped her "LYING, ADDICTED AZZ" up as long as she did. Now it's time to concentrate on "PAYING CLIENTÈLE" for a change.

562 days ago
38.

BECKER    

118 Really? You have to be on drugs to think that she weighs 118. Her lips weigh in at about 5lbs. and her A$$ is good for another 40

562 days ago
39.

Cyntologie    

aww shawn holley seems really sweet :) hot and smart too

562 days ago
40.

FLUX    

Shawn Holley is a class act. Hard to find in LA, or for that matter anywhere.

562 days ago
41.

swaogasgo    

you would think shawn holley could get a better looking girlfriend, cough cough, I mean assistant.....
she's lawyer people, did she REALLY help lindsay lohan? think about it.....

562 days ago
42.

Tesla_Consulting    

Allo Madame. Grrrrrrrr.

562 days ago
43.

Carl    

I'm convinced she dumped Lindsay, not the other way around. Smartest move she ever made.

562 days ago
44.

DownSouth    

Her former client, Lindsay Lohan, made this bitch famous. She brought her more clientele and free publicity than a two bit ass kiss ambulance chaser could ever stir up or create on her own. Now looky here. She gets her own TMZ post. Like a vh1 episode of "Where are they Now". How sweet.

562 days ago
45.

Carla    

Uhm, hello kettle, meet pot.

561 days ago
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