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Too Short

DUI Getaway ... FAIL!!

3/20/2013 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Rap legend Too Short got hauled in for DUI and drug possession -- which is not funny -- but the way he got arrested, according to cops, is pretty hysterical. How he allegedly screwed up ... besides the obvious.

Plus, Katherine Webb's reality TV debut on ABC was heavy on T&A ... exactly the kind of objectification the network skewered poor Brent Musberger for after the National Championship! The hypocrisy gets Harvey boiling.

And, WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his superhero-like rescue of his mother from a burning house.
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(0:00) Too Short is terrible at getting arrested -- he allegedly ran from the cops and then ditched drugs INSIDE the cop car. We have all the crazy details.
(7:00) Donald Trump is infuriated that Anthony Weiner is rumored to be running for NYC mayor ... and calls the guy a bunch of bad names.
(10:00) A tiny amount of weed was found on one of Rihanna's tour buses. The surprising part ... it was only a tiny amount.
(14:00) People are enraged at CNN's coverage of the Steubenville rape case ... because its anchors showed too much sympathy for the guys.
(18:00) Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his heroic rescue of his mother from a burning building.
(23:00) "Today" wants Maria Shriver in a bad way.
(25:00) The mystery continues ... Miley Cyrus is wearing her engagement ring again.
(27:00) "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham was arrested for DUI -- then denies the whole thing.
(31:00) Hypocrisy -- the same network that blasted Brent Musburger for ogling Katherine Webb pushing her bikini clad body on a new show. Harvey goes off.
(33:00) "Too Young To Marry" pays its teenage couples so little money.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Charlie Sheen -- a few poop companies don't have his back. We'll explain.
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chunkydough    

TMZ takes Donald Trump too seriously. This reminds me or his and Allred October surprise.

525 days ago
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LISA    

All the hoopla and hype over Lindsay Lohan and Mark Heller and it's NOT in the line-up? TMZ deletes their story about Heller's son being her pimp? Hmmmm - looks like they were issued a stern warning, again.

525 days ago
18.

Internet Tough Guy    

Can you imagine if Mike had the same shirt as Harvey it would be like sunrise all day long.

525 days ago
19.

chunkydough    

You'll be surprised on how much people think that way about rapist. Look at laws in some states where rapist get less years in prison than drug dealer and thieves.

525 days ago
20.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Ummmmm Harvey, you got a minute? Remember that story about Lohan that you deleted?
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You may not realize this, but there are DOZENS of other Web sites that not only use your sites name, but then quote from the story EXTENSIVELY. Good luck having them remove their stories.

525 days ago
21.

LISA    

Rihanna wasn't in any of the busses Fat Mike. And, she's not a 'rock star'.

525 days ago
22.

LISA    

Don't answer a question with a question HARVEY!

525 days ago
23.

Internet Tough Guy    

Get your hands out of your pockets Lemon.

525 days ago
24.

D-INCARNATION    

Vince should give him another run, I think he has one strike left on the wellness policy......

525 days ago
25.

Internet Tough Guy    

Harvey's been doing all the research for this story.

525 days ago
26.

Internet Tough Guy    

Did he say Uncle Leo?

525 days ago
27.

LISA    

Here we go again. Another TMZ story riddled with errors - shocker!

525 days ago
28.

Internet Tough Guy    

So Harvey's saying he doesn't have to get on his knees ?

525 days ago
29.

chunkydough    

I like Heller. He gets TMZ to stop talking about Lohan.

525 days ago
30.

Internet Tough Guy    

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮....

Eat it Lemon.

525 days ago
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