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Too Short

DUI Getaway ... FAIL!!

3/20/2013 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Rap legend Too Short got hauled in for DUI and drug possession -- which is not funny -- but the way he got arrested, according to cops, is pretty hysterical. How he allegedly screwed up ... besides the obvious.

Plus, Katherine Webb's reality TV debut on ABC was heavy on T&A ... exactly the kind of objectification the network skewered poor Brent Musberger for after the National Championship! The hypocrisy gets Harvey boiling.

And, WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his superhero-like rescue of his mother from a burning house.
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(0:00) Too Short is terrible at getting arrested -- he allegedly ran from the cops and then ditched drugs INSIDE the cop car. We have all the crazy details.
(7:00) Donald Trump is infuriated that Anthony Weiner is rumored to be running for NYC mayor ... and calls the guy a bunch of bad names.
(10:00) A tiny amount of weed was found on one of Rihanna's tour buses. The surprising part ... it was only a tiny amount.
(14:00) People are enraged at CNN's coverage of the Steubenville rape case ... because its anchors showed too much sympathy for the guys.
(18:00) Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his heroic rescue of his mother from a burning building.
(23:00) "Today" wants Maria Shriver in a bad way.
(25:00) The mystery continues ... Miley Cyrus is wearing her engagement ring again.
(27:00) "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham was arrested for DUI -- then denies the whole thing.
(31:00) Hypocrisy -- the same network that blasted Brent Musburger for ogling Katherine Webb pushing her bikini clad body on a new show. Harvey goes off.
(33:00) "Too Young To Marry" pays its teenage couples so little money.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Charlie Sheen -- a few poop companies don't have his back. We'll explain.
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Mumra the Ever Living    

HEY TMZ, HOW ABOUT TELLING US WHY YOU REMOVED THE ENTIRE LOHAN LOCKDOWN REHAB STORY ALONG WITH ALL OF THE COMMENTS. SOME OF THAT STUFF WAS COMEDY GOLD

493 days ago
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sidebar    

Happy Hump Day fellow posters!!

493 days ago
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CoconutScrimp    

Well done to Chris Masters! Is he going to be on the show? Oh, he fine! Make Chris do the interview shirtless, Harvey! You know you want to.

493 days ago
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Majestik    

What a stellar freakin' lineup.

493 days ago
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Majestik    

Well, ladies and Gentlemen, I'm off to hoist a pint at the pub. Have a great morning, afternoon, evening to you all. Stay safe, see you tomorrow.

493 days ago
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LISA    

Hi all! Yeah TMZ - please explain why you DELETED that Lindsay Lohan story - can't even find it in search.

493 days ago
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hi    

L@@k Mike is dancing and singing a song "I'm so proud,i'm wearing the same black shirt every day..." LOL

493 days ago
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LISA    

Didn't someone wish Harvey would wear more color? Yeesh! My eyes hurt, lol!

493 days ago
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chunkydough    

There isn't even a Lohan story in lineup.

493 days ago
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sidebar    

Oh please "KB", STFU.

493 days ago
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If sense were common everyone would have it.    

Too Stupid's wife should have dumped his ass before they even got to Celebrity Rehab, but She loves him I guess. What a douche.

493 days ago
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LISA    

The drugs could have been pot. Re: Why the camera guy didn't ask about him running ... SEE? This is why TMZ needs to hire some 'more experienced' people.

493 days ago
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chunkydough    

People lie. Duh Mike.

493 days ago
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Internet Tough Guy    

Charles's papers are the same color as Harvey's shirt.

493 days ago
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Dobby    

Put me in the anti-Weiner club too! Think of the money we'll spend trying to impeach him...

493 days ago
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