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Too Short

REALLY CONFUSED

Did I Get a DUI???

3/20/2013 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Rapper Too Short literally has no idea what happened this morning ... because on his way out of jail, he couldn't figure out what the hell he was arrested for.

We spoke to Too Short moments after he was released, and the rapper was utterly baffled by the booking sheet in his hands -- which only listed a felony narcotics possession charge.

Too Short said, "I thought it was a DUI. This says possession ... I'm confused, man."

Fact is ... cops tend to book people on the highest charge -- in this case felony narcotics possession -- and then leave the remaining charges to the D.A.'s office, however it decides to prosecute. In other words, Too Short could still face a DUI charge in addition to drug possession.

TMZ broke the story ... Short was arrested early this AM in L.A. on suspicion of DUI and narcotics possession, after he was pulled over for some traffic violation ... and allegedly took off running. 

On the way to the police station, law enforcement sources tell us Too Short dumped drugs in the backseat.

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1.

Mumra the Ever Living    

http://luvyoulindsay.tumblr.com/

560 days ago
2.

Mikey    

And he be one a the smart ones.

560 days ago
3.

spectator72    

That's why he is called Short
''Damn Short Memory ''

560 days ago
4.

IwuvTMZ    

Too short on memory.

560 days ago
5.

Cat    

Like I said this morning he should change his name from Too Short to Too Stupid!

560 days ago
6.

Carl    

So possession is worse than DUI? Possessing and doing drugs is something you do to yourself. Deciding to drive while intoxicated threatens others. That is much more serious to me. No wonder people can get all kinds of DUI's and not lose their license.

560 days ago
7.

laffnbear    

This imbecile needs to find an attorney and someone who can read.
He is in more trouble than he knows.

560 days ago
8.

who dat    

Time to change his name to, too stupid. Tucking the drugs under the backseat NEVER works. The backseat comes out after every arrest.

560 days ago
9.

Fat Jesus    

Too $hort has become to Too Fat.

560 days ago
10.

James R. - Los Angeles    

I's sho nuff not kno what i do, but it whut i do. I's blame da white man.

560 days ago
11.

BT    

There is no cure for dumb...

560 days ago
12.

Mrugowsky    

What no obligatory mugshot ??? Then again this guy doesn't matter at this point.

560 days ago
13.

cali323    

Ugggggggllllly Mo. Fo! Charge his OLD RAGGEDY ASS WITH THAT!!

560 days ago
14.

Toilethead    

Too Short is too dumb.

560 days ago
15.

Bamby    

Not surprising, Do ya think the drug use has done a number on his brain..... Wow

560 days ago
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