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Lindsay Lohan

No Charges

in NYC Nightclub Fight

3/22/2013 1:18 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan will not face charges for her arrest in that New York City nightclub brawl with another woman ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us the Manhattan D.A.'s Office will not prosecute Lohan -- and we're told the main reason is ... witnesses failed to cooperate.

TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay was busted back in November for allegedly punching the woman inside Club Avenue.

We're told witnesses to the incident, including those connected with the alleged victim, refused to speak to investigators.

Another problem with the case ... according to our sources on the night of the fight ... the woman was being escorted out of the club by police, and tripped and fell ... so it was unclear what really caused her injuries.

The Manhattan D.A. would not comment.

LiLo skates again.

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91.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Lindsay has become the hungry grizzly bear that was awoke too early and has wandered into the arctic town. Everyone has battened their hatches and locked themselves in their bathrooms. AVOIDANCE AT ALL COSTS.

542 days ago
92.

Vorlon    

Despite my better judgement- I had to look.
THIS is the comment that Motormouth is using as the basis that Lilo is going to be on Sons of Anarchy..
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From this tongue in cheek flippant response he jumped to "She's guesting the next season."
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What a maroon.

kurt sutter ‏@sutterink 19 Mar
"@moto_JJ: Would you ever consider giving Lindsay Lohan a role as she is the ultimate outlaw who will be post rehab?" yes, if she's alive.

542 days ago
93.

Vorlon    

Did this fool even finish Highschool?

moto JJ ‏@moto_JJ 20 Mar
@NicoleLDL THIS IS A COMPLETE LIE - YOU CAN NOT PREORDAIN A VIOLATION AS A FOLONY

542 days ago
94.

HannahF    

I have to laugh at Moto JJ.

I am so far being an addict that it's laughable. In fact, I stopped taking the cough syrup because it prevented me from working and I have way too much to do.

542 days ago
95.

Vorlon    

moto JJ ‏@moto_JJ 19 Mar
@NicoleLDL She is NOT going to jail..it will be an 'in and out" deal..likely take 20 mins or less...just a fomality paperowrk

542 days ago
96.

Vorlon    

I think you meant MEDITATION you retard:

moto JJ ‏@moto_JJ 18 Mar
@NicoleLDL I am pret5ty sure she will try and get booked into the rehab place where Bobby Flay gives teaching lessons and has yoga/mediation

542 days ago
97.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

I have watched real great people in life that sacrificed their mind and body...and accomplished a lot in their life...Died to young doing what they love..then I watch this Lying Crook Cnt get away with SOME shyt...and just know JUSTICE WILL FALL and the TRUTH WILL PREVAIL

542 days ago
98.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Don't watch BIO Channel..I saw the tina turner and Aretha Franklin one today...they really came from nothing..and did awesome...yesterday I watched Clint eastwood....the worst scene he ever did in his long career is better then all of Lielos Movies put together all at one time

542 days ago
99.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Lindsay lohan is the the WWE of Hollywood..fake as shyt

542 days ago
100.

Vinsetta    

Gawd, get back to earth here. The only people supporting Lindsay Lohan are few mental cases here on a TMZ message thread. Anywhere else people practically want her stoned in the town square at high noon.

542 days ago
101.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Smitty, why the name change to Moto JJ?

542 days ago
102.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

I think Nicole is a Troll Too.. That Hates Lindsay, why else would she put the worst pics up and tweet how much she wants Lindsay to take jail time while showing Mug shots..and sounding stupid..she must want people to hate Lindsay

542 days ago
103.

seamus     

From a review for an InAPPropriate Comedy


Lohan is dressed as Marilyn Monroe, recreating Monroe's famous subway-grate moment. Only the gentlemen from the ShamWow commercials is sitting below her, aiming a video camera at her genitals.

This just may be Lindsay Lohan's lowest moment.

542 days ago
104.

LLsez    

#RAZZIES!!!

Washington Post


The movie is the brainchild of former ShamWow pitchman Vince Offer, who’s credited with directing, co-writing, producing and acting in this seemingly improvised, yet bizarrely stale assortment of crudely misogynistic, scatological, phallic and racist jokes. The opening skit pokes fun at the movie “127 Hours,” which came out more than two years ago.

The rest of the humor is equally dated. The lack of topicality can’t be blamed on production delays. “Inappropriate Comedy” has no special effects, elaborate sets or costumes. It feels like it could have been thrown together over a couple of weekends, fueled by a keg or two of Budweiser.

The target demographic, presumably, is the same one that laughed at “Jack and Jill” (which also, unsurprisingly, featured cameos by Offer and Schneider).

More original, if even less funny, is a “Blackass” skit in which several men watch as one of them tempts a mouse toward a mousetrap with a dab of spray cheese that has been applied to his penis.

The result is, predictably, painful.


½ star

542 days ago
105.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Hannah is an educated professional who is kind enough to explain the laws for some of us who are unschooled. She is probably young it sounds. She spent s lot of years in school and after graduating law school working on practicing law. She works in family court in Los Angeles. She is not a drug abuser. MOTOJJ: ARE YOU TWELVE? YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL IN LEGAL MATTERS? YOU ARE A FOOL!

542 days ago
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