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Lindsay Lohan


Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.


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Now if she cared enough about her life to plan more then a birthday party 4 months away. Like a plan for work, housing, paying off the IRS, Shawn Holley, getting off probation, show up on time for something. Now that would be a story.
PROVE US WRONG Lindsay, take the train wreck you call life and get on a different track

546 days ago


her so called friends who bail her a** out every time are just enabling her behavior.

546 days ago

Ted Sheckler    

Can't wait until she joins the 27 club.

546 days ago

bring back recent posts    

...maybe late enuff...Lindsay...take care of urself...!!

546 days ago


I don't understand why she just didn't go to jail instead... recent history proves these kind of girls spend 20 min max "in confinement" after they're booked

546 days ago


With the way this BS is going, she'll be at a club on her b-day. Grey Goose dosent make Pruno.

546 days ago


she could go now and that way she could be out by her birthday to drive drunk or pass out in a car again.

546 days ago


i sadly see Lindsay Lohen joining the 27 Club and, if she is in jail for her birthday, she may see a few days of 27.

546 days ago


If she checked in over the last week or next couple of weeks, Ms. Mensa would be out long before her birthday. Can she not count? Ohhh...she ALSO wants
to stay out and go in at the last minute in 45 days.
She wants both. :roll.

546 days ago


Lindsay's a Cancer sign??? That's pretty seXy.

546 days ago


FML just realized she has same birthday as my 7 year old son.

545 days ago


Oh who really cares? Let her just drink herself to death! She has no other talent than lying, drinking, getting into car accidents and beating all the raps that Jane Doe Citizen would have been jailed for from day one! Her attorney is as delusional as she is comparing her to Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Wood and Liz Taylor,

545 days ago


She better be careful! A-LOT of DRUGGY CELEBS HAVE DIED AT AGE 27... I'm just sayin'...

545 days ago


Lindsay is running from her reality. She is unable to handle the rigors of her life. Her parents have made her this way. When she was young, they let her go and didn't set boundaries or make rules for her. They didn't have any. Dad was in prison and Mom was a stagemom up Lindsay's ass so she had no positive role modeling. It's sad, but she can change it; she has to WANT to change. It seems she is on a path just like all the others who are celebs and die from their demons.

545 days ago


She better be careful! A-LOT of DRUGGY CELEBS HAVE DIED AT AGE 27... I'm just sayin'...

545 days ago
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