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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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Indielurve    

Ya know LieLo, you could check into rehab now and be out before your b-day. But that would require you to take responsibility for your actions and face the consequences like an adult so we all know that isn't gonna happen. She's gonna drag this out as long as she can.

548 days ago
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Killmonokill    

Good one tmz... now back to stories we actualy care about

548 days ago
18.

Michelle    

If she would stop procrastinating and enter rehab ASAP, she will get her party! Is she that dumb? Oh, wait....

548 days ago
19.

rocketship amanda    

I absolutely love that picture.

548 days ago
20.

paul a.    

bull. a loser is always a loser

548 days ago
21.

Nicky    

Aww, poor Lindsay. Not.
If I ever should have time to pity her, I'll do, but I doubt that's going to happen within the next 100 years.
It would better if they would lock her up in jail for a couple of years. Maybe she would start to think about all the crap she has done and caused. It makes me sick to see her face.

548 days ago
22.

Phreaky    

Uh, if I'm not mistaken, this is the SEVENTH (7th) trip to rehab for her. She was on #5 or 6 when her trashy mom did that interview and tried to say she'd only been to rehab 3 times and the host pointed out it was actually been 5 (previous) so the one at the time was 6 and didn't she go last year for like 2 weeks?

548 days ago
23.

Yada yada ya    

So SICK of hearing and reading about this washed out Hag!!!!!

548 days ago
24.

Pidge    

BOO FRIKKIN' HOO

548 days ago
25.

Joe    

Maybe when she is forced to stop using drugs and alcohol (in lock down rehab), her mind will clear up and she’ll realize what a joke she has become.

548 days ago
26.

barf    

booohooooo. grow up or die already from your stupidity! she's really asking for it huh?

548 days ago
27.

David    

Wow within the month ?

548 days ago
28.

ImUrDad    

Only addicts who want sobriety will recover. And 6th times a charm? Just laughably pathetic!

548 days ago
29.

sterlingguys    

what a load of bullcrap. tmz are worried cos other stories ain't gettin the hits lilo gets. whp put together this kiddie story? fat mike? evan?

548 days ago
30.

Hammer    

Booo Hooo!!!

548 days ago
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