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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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nORRis8    

"We're told ...."
"Sources close to ...."

TMZ can spin any story by using imaginary people.

476 days ago
32.

tleeg    

Aaawww....poor baby. I know it sucks to NOT be a fall down druggie and drunk but sometimes its time to grow up.

476 days ago
33.

Marilyn    

The other recovering people at the rehab will be so glad their time @ this sobriety location, will all be about Crackie!
NOT!

476 days ago
34.

Give me a break!    

A reality check would be the best gift she could ever receive, but she is too stupid to know the value of it.

Pathetic.

476 days ago
35.

Joybubble55    

Who really cares....

476 days ago
36.

Laura    

I can't stop laughing about this picture. Someone did a great photoshop job.

476 days ago
37.

RamHead    

Has she already chosen a rehab facility? I haven't read about that.

476 days ago
38.

sterlingguys    

anyone who believes this crap is brain dead

476 days ago
39.

spectator72    

Lindsay Papillon' Charriere
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we don't like it
So were getting up and going down
I can hear the hound dogs on my trail
All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail
Like the game if you lose
Go to jail

476 days ago
40.

jaaay2    

Who gives a **** about Lindsey Lohan the bitch is trouble bound !

476 days ago
41.

digitalmama    

Boo-f**king-hoo... She should be grateful she isn't going to jail for lying to the police!

476 days ago
42.

Majestik    

If she's worried about a big birthday bash in NYC for her 27th then we all can see just how serious she is about cleaning up. Before anyone tries to say she can have a big birthday bash without drinking and drugging, just remember who we are talking about here.

476 days ago
43.

sterlingguys    

tmz are as bad as x17 and radar. lilo is "telling friends" no named sources, no named so called friends, just a big load of crap for hits.

476 days ago
44.

Gsharon 710    

Cheese with that? Cry me a f'n river brat.

476 days ago
45.

logan    

Please stop printing no news articles about this has been. She is lucky she is seeing her 27th birthday no matter where she is. Kind of makes me sick in the stomach that she is being kept by foreigners. The citizens in California and New York can pay to keep this twit in court, yet persons unknown pay all her bills. Here's hoping once all these new court demands are met she will move to one of those really hot, sandy, burka wearing countries.

476 days ago
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