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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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46.

Kirabu    

She could have a party in jail! Maybe a cake shaped like a file with a little bitty cake in it? BOO HOO LILO

489 days ago
47.

Sonia    

Tmz u tease her alot now. Youre like bullys Im starting 2see reasons y she numbs her pains

489 days ago
48.

Rikki Doxx    

Sucks to be shameless. Had it all then blows it then cries and complains how everything and everybody is against her!

489 days ago
49.

mark    

Linds, baby. You ain't hard. You're acting like a punk. When you spit in the face of authority and threatingly ask, " What are you going to do? Take away my birthday or Christmas?" There must have been a big part of that you do not understand. So, to put it simply, no one can take those away from you. No matter where you are it's your day,fool. According to this report you have already been beaten by the system. IF YOU DON'T SUCK IT UP THE NEXT TIME YOU GET OUT AND TAKE THE TIME TO DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES, WHAT EVER YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE, TO GET OFF PAPER . I 'm starting to think you might never. You've turned a coke habit into a theft charge and because you can't manage to work your way off probation and continue to drive, this is what is happening. You should also quit driving until you're calender has no court dates in your future. Probation is not that hard to comply with. Give them 22 months of non driving sobriety. Please

489 days ago
50.

Vinsetta    

She's out of her GD mind. Also, Odie, I saw your post last thread and the Mr. Pink should go to the last place winner. This f-ing idiot pulls a decision to plea no contest and take the rehab instead of jail on a red eye, completely f-ed up. I hope she took notice that she probably would have been released already. Sources, "Well, Harv, we hope this trip will sober her up."

489 days ago
51.

Nate    

Got video of her making this silly statement?

489 days ago
52.

Trent    

Um the sooner ya start the sooner ya get out?? Start it April 1sr and you're out June 29th..just in time for your bday. Pretty simple logic..this coming from an alcoholic.

489 days ago
53.

janet    

Sounds like rehab facilities are turning down Lohan just like California lawyers did.


C'mon, this is still nothing but a joke to Lohan. Court ordered complience to avoid jail.

489 days ago
54.

jef    

So if she checks in next week that would work right? Where's the story tmz

489 days ago
55.

Sue    

Remember on one of her many Rehabs, she got out and heald (according to liar Lindsay), a "sober"
Birthday party in Vegas ????

YEA RIGHT !!!!!! Such a lying has-been !! Hate her

489 days ago
56.

Vinsetta    

That picture IS pretty good. I'd be cracking up working on that one. Good job.

489 days ago
57.

Snerkles    

There's a bright side, for her creditors. They won't get stiffed, on the bills, for the completely unnecessary party. Oh, and she won't have to steal something to wear:).

Throw a party if you actually make it through rehab,
Lindsay...and only if you can pay cash, like the rest of us.

489 days ago
58.

Bigmack10    

The artwork really sets it off.

489 days ago
59.

The Big Bowowski    

Did it not occur to the platypus that if she takes her sorry butt to rehab in like..............NOW......April, May, June.....done. Then she can give me my early Bday present by violating her probation and getting thrown in with the rest of the garbage at Lynwood

489 days ago
60.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Instead of procrastinating the inevitable, get off your ass and get to rehab NOW. You'll have plenty of time of OD on your birthday. Get to steppin ho!

489 days ago
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