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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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richardwww    

Where is the story TMZ? oh yeah, there isn't one, just a pile of piss by imaginary friends in your office.

525 days ago
62.

the real diva    

she needs to grow up... feel lucky she is not in Jail or even dead for her birthday. if she keeps it up she may end up in Jail where she should be. or she can end up dead... so she needs to grow up,do rehab. she can celebrate her birthday with TMZ and Harvey . pics of her party with TMZ and Harvey coming soon to TMZ.

525 days ago
63.

julygirl32    

Well, boo who... she ruin other peoples birthdays and birthday presents by stealing their jewelry gifts.

525 days ago
64.

Kevin    

Why because you can't get tanked and than break the law in some way shape or form?

525 days ago
65.

richardwww    

I haven't been here in awhile but I checked the number of Lindsay Lohan stories TMZ have, its pretty obvious Lindsay Lohan has become the TMZ whipping woman. TMZ being bullies isn't clever, its easy to bully a woman who can't answer back, if she does answer back, you do another snarky story. No wonder she drinks, your bullying would drive the Virgin Mary to alcohol.

525 days ago
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LISA    

I realize this gossip may be fake, but either way, she has the maturity of a spoiled 14 year old. She’s never going to finish rehab – she’ll sneak out and stumble back with drugs and booze. If she doesn’t get caught, the staff will realize something’s up when ½ the other patients are shlit faced. She’ll get slapped with another probation violation and end up doing 180+ days jail. Great pic though - she looks like a freckled duck billed platypus wearing a wig!

525 days ago
67.

LK    

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525 days ago
68.

thomas    

Seriously? She's worried about her birthday party? Just shows partying is far more important to her than her health and well-being.

525 days ago
69.

richardwww    

TMZ take the pic of Lindsay in court when she was upset, add their childish embellishments, and come up with a fake story. TMZ are nothing but banal bullies.

525 days ago
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the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Boo friggety hoo.

525 days ago
71.

MR. POP CULTRE    

Lilo ill be fine just like ur looks.

525 days ago
72.

devan    

not true, if she were to check in or before April 1st she would be out before JULY and get to PARTY for her birthday

525 days ago
73.

bbb1bbb2    

Ask Me I really give a Rat Botty Buttt Butt if She can't Party on Her B-Day while She in Rehab Center .

525 days ago
74.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

I predict on 5/2, Side Show Heller will stroll into court and say there 'aren't any beds', 'no one will take her', 'she can't afford it', something. Then the judge will set a date in another month (June), she'll be hauled back to court, the judge will give her another month to find one, and VIOLA she gets to party on her birthday. Watch. . .

525 days ago
75.

Peter Sc    

Why just wait it out and use the acting skills she is supposed to have and have a really big party with lots of beer and wine once she is released?

We all know that she doesn't believe in this rehab facility like she didn't believe in the others. It is waste of time and once again she had poor legal advice. Most people in her situation would chose jail and bring a lot of books so life can go on.

525 days ago
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