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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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76.

Vinsetta    

I'd be pissed too if I were her. It could be one of her few birthdays remaining with the health regimine she's on. Other than hanger on's and invited guests from the Mid East, who in the hell is going to be at her lame party? Food and Beverages courtesy of Mr. Pink.

544 days ago
77.

LK    

I ALSO POSTED SOMETHG ALONG THE LINES .... THAT IF WE CROSSED OUR FINGERS . THAT SHE MIGHT F WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN . LOL ( NOTHING AGAINST MEXICANS ) & THAT SHE WLD END UP BEHEADED IN A CAVE ACROSS THE BORDER !!! IT WAS A JOKE TMZ !!!!!!!!!!
GEEZ ! LEAVE MY POST UP !

544 days ago
78.

942903    

hahahahahahahhahahaha, no sympathy for her! #sorrynotsorry

544 days ago
79.

OnThree    

Then stop being a raging hot mess, and maybe you could enjoy your life!

544 days ago
80.

richardwww    

We all know if Lindsay checked into rehab before April 1st she would be out in time for her birthday. Thing is, Lindsay doesn't give a rats azz about her birthday, TMZ do though, its an excuse to run another bogus story for hits. Harvey has a target to reach each month. and the litle squirt is using Lindsay to do that. People who believe this pile of junk need help.

544 days ago
81.

JennaKennedy    

Some of these stories seem ridiculous. Though she is messed up, clearly, I doubt that she is causing a stink about missing her BDay.

544 days ago
82.

richardwww    

@Devan You're right, its not true. This is what TMZ do, they invent a pile of junk, say 'friends close to' and call it a story. TMZ have become the worst liars in the gossip site world.

544 days ago
83.

Melissa    

Know what else can ruin your birthday Lindsay? Dying, which is going to happen if you keep this up

544 days ago
84.

HillbillyHell    

Life happens.

544 days ago
85.

Black Dirt Goodness    

You are all so lame. So jealous. So living a fantasy life you'll never have. I can just see all your butt ugly faces pressed against a computer screen, playing with yourselves over Lohan news. You are all fvcked up nerds that never had or ever will have a life. And the biggest joke is you all think you're important.

544 days ago
86.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

that picture above is not photo Shopped...that was last years birthday pic hen her cocaine didn't arrive on time..

And for the Non Believers yes 3 months is still 90 days..if you think the story is not true just Buy a calendar... May 2nd until August 2nd is 3 months... Yall must of Taken Dinas home schooling math class

544 days ago
87.

richardwww    

Has anyone noticed TMZ aren't talking about lockdown rehab anymore? its just rehab now, TMZ sure tanked on that BS

544 days ago
88.

DV    

She just doesn't get it. She has been raised to believe her issues are everyone else's fault and these repeated slaps on the wrist do nothing but reinforce that mindset. I really don't think there is any hope for her.

544 days ago
89.

GoldenAngel    

Funny some people thrust self hating views on other (sad)

544 days ago
90.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

the yellow cup is full of Nanas Virgin margarita...someone must of pushed it in front of her by mistake

544 days ago
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