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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

the picture was tweeted by dina last year...it shows all of Lindsays friends in the Back ground..they used only one candle Because those Cnts at Carvel Cut Her Card Up

397 days ago
92.

LK    

HER BDAY IS JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE 2 GET FREE DRUGS & REASON 2 GET WASTED OUT OF HER MIND ! LOL " IT'S MY BDAY ! "

397 days ago
93.

AARON!    

Seriously, girl. You're turning 30. You should be over the whole my-birthday-is-ruined! routine. No one cares and you shouldn't either. Get it together.

397 days ago
94.

Tara    

Seriously she doesn't have to miss her birthday. If she checks in by April 1 she will be out for her B-day. So instead of wasting time now she should just go and get it over with. That way she can continue to work on self medicating her pain away.

397 days ago
95.

Vinsetta    

Cake is made of entirely of Adderall and Columbia's finest.

397 days ago
96.

tony gee    


I truly think that Lindsay is abnormal or retarded. She does not think like a normal person and only thinks of herself and nothing more.


I really think that she needs to be institutionalized and there she will find most of her friends who think like her.

397 days ago
97.

ilovegossip    

Not that this story is true... but obviously if she would get her butt in rehab now, she could be out in time. Not that she would ever do that. She'll wait until the last minute, as usual.

397 days ago
98.

laffnbear    

What a chidish reaction.
If she actually wanted to be sober it shouldn't matter.
The first thing she will do after rehab is get totally plastered.

397 days ago
99.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

LMAO..DickWWW said she would go to rehab Early..Guess He has amnesia about the last 6 years

397 days ago
100.

richardwww    

A perfect bogus story for self loathing haters.

397 days ago
101.

beautifulMya    

I see TMZ is taking full advantage of their crappy picsart application . Seems very bored TMZ with that tacky graphic

397 days ago
102.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Who's arms and hands? Those aren't her aged, dried, freckled ones, thats for damn sure . . .

397 days ago
103.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

RichardWWW, please go back to Sterlingays. At least 'he' was amusing at times . . .

397 days ago
104.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

she wont be in rehab for her Birth Day..she will screw up 3 weeks or less into rehab and spend the rest in Jail...or a different rehab..thats OK I will send Her a pink bag of tricks for her birthday present

397 days ago
105.

richardwww    

Once again, if she cared about her birthday, she would go to rehab April 1st or before. Lindsay doesn't give a fcuk about her birthday but TMZ do, what will their next invention be? stay tuned....

397 days ago
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