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Lindsay Lohan

Lockdown Rehab

Doesn't Exist

3/25/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0324_lindsay_lohan_gettyLindsay Lohan struck a plea deal she CANNOT fulfill, because TMZ has learned ... the lockdown rehab she promised to do is a fiction.

Fact is ... there appears to be no non-jail rehab facilities that will keep patients in against their will -- anywhere in the U.S..

Sources connected with the case tell TMZ ... Lindsay's lawyer, Mark Heller, represented to prosecutors he could get his client into a 90-day lockdown rehab center in NYC. As we reported, there are no private NY rehab centers that keep patients against their will, except for one connected with the prison system, and you have to have a felony record to get in -- and Lindsay doesn't.

We also checked to see if Lindsay could complete her 90-day lockdown rehab in CA, but there isn't a single non-jail lockdown rehab facility in the State.

Rehab guru Dr. Drew tells TMZ, "There is no rehab that will hold you against your will, unless they feel the person is a suicide risk, and in that case they can hold the individual for 72 hours."

Here's the BIG problem. Lindsay's actual sentence is 90 days in jail, but the judge said he'd allow her to complete it with lockdown rehab. Sources say the prosecutors believed such a facility was available when they offered the plea deal. 

It would seem a typical 90-day rehab program wouldn't cut it.  Lindsay has been there at least twice before. She constantly snuck out of Cirque Lodge in Utah and allegedly did the same thing at Betty Ford in California.

On top of that, Lindsay continues to drink, as recently as Friday.

We're told prosecutors are reevaluating the plea deal to determine what they want to do.  Sources say the jail option is still on the table.



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She isn't even famous anymore she is just trash

548 days ago

Norma Desomd    

Ok folks what would you rather have?..Lindsay or the Kardashain-Walters? I would take Lindsay any say but I fear the Kardashian hold on TMZ will never go away. Isn't that right Mike?

548 days ago



In an exclusive interview this afternoon, ace investigative reporter Jerry Rivers got an in depth blow by blow description of Thursday Night and Friday mornings events from Wayne Stevens, the significant other of Tiffanny Mitchell (The Gypsy). Anyone else notice The Gypsy looks more like Elizabeth Taylor than Lindsay does?

According to Wayne, Lindsay Lohan’s attack on his wife Tiffany set her recovery and treatment back “decades”! He said Tiff has self-esteem issues and serious PTSD that require a regular regimen of “E, Coke and lots of Booze. She also needs to have filthy sex with low life crakhos to feel better about herself. We gave Gavin $10K in a bag but we had no idea it was Lindsay Lohan. All we saw was the Firecrotch and the six foot labia and Tiff knew she was the one. The stench was unbelievable! She looked old and worn out…”

“Tiff’s parents called her ‘Bill the Beak’ from the time she was born and that plus some other things have made her a bit of a wizard at seeing the future. What Tiff saw was Lindsay using a crak torch to burn down a nightclub during the next Democratic National Convention and killing almost 200 high value donors. She did it in cold blood, Tiff says.”

“We retained Gloria Allred to make sure we have ring side seats when they strap Lindsay down at San Quentin and shoot her up for the last time. Money well spent as far as I am concerned! Linds will be executed there after gender reassignment.”

548 days ago


Can somebody just throw the book at her and lock her up for a few years?

548 days ago


Enough of the Lohan stories. Good Lord! There is no story until she ends up in a coma or killing someone when she gets behind the wheel all fvcked up again. This idiot is never going to comply with the court ordered punishments she receives and she is never getting sober. It will take a real tragedy for the damn judges, lawyers and people in her life to see this moron needs some serious help in the form of jail or psych commitment. End of story.

548 days ago


bytch looks like a 56 yr old hooker

548 days ago

all about the money    

She needs to go to jail plain and simple. Its the one thing that scares her the most so quite possibly the only thing that will get through to her. Problem is "prosecutors believed such a facility was available when they offered the plea deal" which means the prosecutors dropped the ball not verifying the existence of such a program. Wither they took her lawyers "word" that there was and didn't confirm or didn't do their research, Lilo's lawyer can make the play that it wasn't their fault no such facility exsisted and that his client accepted a 90 day rehab plea deal that she is willing to complete even if it is not a lock down program. Unless the prosecutors can prove that her lawyer willingly mislead them I am not sure there is much they can do but watch as Lilo once again disregards the intention of the court that she be in "custody" for 90 days and play her usual game. Hopefully, they can find a way to incarcerate Lilo in an actual jail instead of a day spa rehab program or another bout of laughable house arrest.

548 days ago


She looks horrible!!! Why would anyone want to do meth?????

548 days ago

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

I think Cali is sick of wasting money on her. She and her mother sue everybody and she creates a lot of problems on set. She is so lucky Charlie Sheen has taken a vested interest in her. Stealing on the set and running up huge hotel bills and wrecking cars seem to be her talents now.

548 days ago


The skank belongs in jail. Period!

548 days ago

LA Native    

Wonder if she has made it "on set" this morning for AM?

548 days ago


90 days in jail = 72 hours (if that) in a California jail. Would much rather see her do 90 days of rehab. But even with 72 hours of no cigarettes and vodka I bet she has some serious withdraws.

548 days ago


548 days ago


Oh come on people ........TMZ is Lohan's only source of income.....other then hooking and right now is is obsessed with a new she ain't working.....the money from Charity Charlie is already spent and the LOW 6 figure salary she is supposed to get from Mr Pink comes with some mighty large strings attached so She really won't see a penny of it......being a go between for two cartels has its drawbacks you know.....
Old Harvey is going get a mighty big ulcer from having to push someone he really hates as much as Lindsay Lohan but his hands are tied by his bosses the Warners..aka blackmail victims.... several of the older ones had a taste for nubile young and I mean YOUNG starlets.. and by anybody's idea they are mighty powerful people in Hollywood and the entertainment industry since by exterminate they own half the damn gossip sites and programs on the net and tv today.......and you wondered by Lindsay is being constantly shoved down your a little searching really gets interesting.....

548 days ago



The Estonian Times today had the following to say about the Lindsay Lohan Performance in Liz and Dick:

“Not since the memorable performance of two talented girls has there been such a disappointing display of sheer classless, clueless, creepy and contemptible krap in a single cup of what someone thought was entertainment; Lindsay mailed in her role and made it almost laughable. Two Girls and a Cup is a far better piece of stagecraft than this Lohan piece of merde.”

Apparently, Two Girls and a Cup (Google to see it) has reached a far greater audience than will ever see Liz and Dick, sparing millions of potential viewers the horror of what Linds does to the character of Ms. Taylor.

The ET concluded: “Ms. Lohan has taken American Culture to a new and unimaginable low…!”

548 days ago
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