TMZ Live(0:00) Lindsay Lohan's plea deal is a mess -- because there's no such thing as "lockdown rehab." How did Heller slide that by everyone?
(7:00) Tiger Woods' new Nike ad is on the money -- "Winning Takes Care of Everything" ... including cheating scandals.
(10:00) John Ziegler -- the guy who interviewed Jerry Sandusky in prison -- joins the show to explain why he's defending Jerry ... and his answers are downright shocking.
(18:00) Rick Ross raps about date raping women -- too far ... or just exercising his First Amendment right?
(21:00) Hayden Panettiere confirms the world's worst secret -- she's back with her ex Wladimir Klitschko.
(23:00) Too Short actually skates on the drug charge stemming from his epic run from cops.
(26:00) There's a diva on the set of "Dancing with the Stars" -- and we know who it is.
(29:00) Bill Gates is offering $1 million to anyone who can make a better condom.
(31:00) Dennis Quaid and Kimberly are getting back together -- but their divorce is too far along to stop.
(33:00) Britney Spears and her new man debut a little PDA.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Ford commercials in India show Paris Hilton kidnapping the Kardashian to show how roomy the back of the car is.