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Lindsay Lohan

Flash Floorward

3/29/2013 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0329_lilo_twitterLike Lindsay Lohan says, When in Brazil, flash your Brazilian.

LiLo got down and seemingly dirty on the floor of a nightclub hours after her arrival. As for why she did it, according to a roughly-translated Brazilian website, Lindsay refused to take photos with people at the club and instead hid under the table like a 4-year-old petulant child.

When conscious ... Lindsay will be promoting a clothing line for a sweet fee -- we're told in the low 6 figures.

One thing's for sure ... Lindsay can drink both you and herself under the table.

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76.

Jay    

I went to wine bar two nights ago and I didnt end up under the table drunk. Her liver must be trying to sneak out of her body every chance it gets.

571 days ago
77.

Mary    

She has bruises on her legs, wasted as usual. Who would buy anything she or the Kardashians endorses? She has been accused of stealing a bracelet from the anger management set, will it ever stop with her?

571 days ago
78.

sterlingguys    

the blogs in brazil have been fabulous to lilo, they have never seen anything like the hysteria among fans lilo has created. they said she didn't drink alcohol, not even water, she said the reception was amazing though she felt overwhelmed, she posed for hours and signed autographs for hours for the fans, go lilo!

571 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

This alcohol/drug fueled melt down will put her in the perfect frame of mind for her first full day of promoting GackGack Jeans. She should be in the middle of her first set of interviews/promotional visits. I bet they're going well.
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So who here thinks that GackGack Jeans might be re-thinking the intelegence of this pro tour? I see it being cut a little short.

571 days ago
80.

palermo    

I thought she was on lockdown/rehab whatever it was. She NEVER has consequences, which is why she will eventually die of her actions

571 days ago
81.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Drunk on the ground
Drunk on the ground


LOOKING LIKE A FOOL, CAUSE YOUR DRUNK ON THE GROUND


TOOT, TOOT ENABLERS


BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

571 days ago
82.

dreamon    

Easter Bunny is early. New thread.

571 days ago
83.

Mumra the Ever Living    

The name on the picture is Orgastic Desire the guy has a twitter page. You can read it here:
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https://twitter.com/orgastic_desire
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I'll start looking for his tumblr page. he has to have one.
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Fromm what I read about him so far he is a very interesting guy. Talented photographer and has some balls when it comes to taking the shot.

571 days ago
84.

help this young woman    

Ha Ha Ha TMZ's story can NOT be further from the truth. Read all the Brazilian blogs to know the truth. Her interviews were very cute. Why is TMZ afraid to tell and show the truth. TMZ showed Kim K interview. Why not show the very cute Lindsay interview?

571 days ago
85.

balls    

I doubt she's hiding under the table, because she doesn't want to take pictures. She looks like she just realized a) her mother sold her Brazil to do God knows what, and b) realizing the God knows what she will be doing after the club.

571 days ago
86.

Brien    

What a train wreck...I love it!

571 days ago
87.

Sam    

It amazes me how most of us can clearly see she's drunk/high, having one of her infamous meltdowns.

The retarded enablers like Sterling and Nicole just think this is normal behavior.


#EnablersArePathetic

571 days ago
88.

true believer    

There she is with the same JohnJohn shirt on she was wearing for the promo party pic's on their web site - great advertising! I'm sure the executives of the company are soooooo proud she is representing them. I'm sure lots of parents want their little girls to look like Lindsay!!

571 days ago
89.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

If that is her current fvck-up picture she should be promoting Depends because when you get that trashed you usually urinate on yourself.

571 days ago
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Biebsburbs    

Instead of getting the 'job' done first, as usual, clubbing is more of a priority for her u gotta love her for that- flying- clubbing- altercation- court- milo intervention- flying- clubbing- accident- court- Dina drama- flying again u know the drill....

571 days ago
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