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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab Facility

SURROUNDED BY TEMPTATION

4/10/2013 6:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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8:00 AM PDT:  Lindsay's attorney Mark Heller is telling various tabloids that no decision has been made on which rehab facility Lindsay will enter.

Sources connected to the situation tell TMZ ... Heller is not telling the truth. A decision HAS been made, and Lindsay's going to Seafield.

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will do rehab 15 minutes from the hottest summer club scene in the country ... problem is, if she tries to escape she's going directly to jail.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay's lawyer and prosecutors have agreed on a facility where she'll do her 90 days of rehab.  It's called Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY. 

Seafield is NOT a lockdown facility -- something prosecutors and the judge required.  But we broke the story ... there's no such thing as a true lockdown rehab joint where people are essentially held hostage.

We've learned prosecutors have modified the plea bargain and have agreed on Seafield.  It's an inpatient facility where patients are not supposed to leave, but no one can stop them if they walk out the door.

But here's the reason why Seafield was chosen -- It has 24-hour staff guarding the doors, as well as surveillance cameras and walls.  If Lindsay tries to leave, she can't be stopped, but someone would see her and notify authorities.  That would trigger a probation violation and the judge would almost certainly throw her butt in jail.

As for the cost ... $4,025 a week.  Grand total for 90 days -- $51,750.

One problem.  We've learned the facility is not designed for a 90-day stay.  The limit is 28 days.  An admissions person told TMZ ... they've never had anyone there longer for one stay.  But we've learned the administrator has told prosecutors he'd stylize a 90-day program just for Lindsay

One final thing.  There are lots of rules.  No tobacco, no cell phone, and you can't dress like a slut ...

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376.

Mumra the Ever Living    

747 CAPT. DIRT Shyte out it's tootles, puss filled mouth:
It's hard for you to believe more than one person on here thinks you're all idiots.
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Care to parse that sentence for us PUKE? We'll wait while you look up the word parse.
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Wow, you (and your other nicks) sure do fall apart easily when your dull normal intellect starts getting overloaded. Get your act together, you're making a pathetic fool out of yourself.
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Next thing you know, you'll be calling people GOOFS.
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Were waiting for the analysis of your sentence.

539 days ago
377.

Its Nikki Bitches    

A MUST WATCH...SET YOUR DVR'S

Chelsea Lately


Tonight the roundtable discusses Lindsay Lohan going to Coachella before rehab... http://bit.ly/14cEz3G

539 days ago
378.

Gucci    

The Whorehans killed me.

539 days ago
379.

Its Nikki Bitches    

#TEAM MUMRA.......ALL THE WAY!!!

539 days ago
380.

LLsez    

Maddy, you had to love Dave, eh?!:

"Do you steal? Do you take things?"

539 days ago
381.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

To all the girls asking(or men asking):NO SMOKING, NO BODY WAXING OR EYEBROWS FOR THAT MATTER, NO MASSAGES, NO FACIALS, NO MICRODERMABRASIONS, NO BODY SCRUBS, NO FACIAL SCRUBS, NO YOGA,NO TAI CHI, NO QI GONG, NO ACUPUNCTURE, NO ORGANIC FOOD, NO VEGAN DIET, WELL MAYBE SOME MEAT FREE AND LACTOSE FREE AND PROBABLY GLUTEN FREE BUT THAT'S IT!

539 days ago
382.

Gucci    

God is dog spelled backwards.

Nana Slutivan kicked me and spit on me.

539 days ago
383.

DeeDeeLuvs    

im sure everything about dina is true. its hard to even pretend to defend her. well im off, hope i was somewhat entertaining at times in an annoying kind of way lol

539 days ago
384.

Chief Gall    

"Do you steal? Do you take things?"
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Funny!!!! The reason it's so funny is because it's BS. But haters are not bright enough to understand this. Haters 'think" Lindsay plans robberies and walks into places with an accomplice and takes things with the intention of depriving. Very large numbers of humans know this is not the way it is. And that's why Letterman can joke about it and Lindsay and Dave and the audience can laugh.

539 days ago
385.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Ya know how Red CRAP say haters are so mad, while haters are LMFAO to Lying Lindsay. Truth is Red CRAP is mad and angry. This is how a drunk spins his hate for Lying Lindsay, blames the people who speak the truth about her and he can't handle his hate he has grown for her.


Red CRAP really hates Lying Lindsay and is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointed that Lying Lindsay will NEVER be Emma Stone.


Poor Red CRAP, fell sorry for his desperate drunkin post. His heart hurts. It must suck to look at a junkie day after day, flashing in the sh!ter

539 days ago
386.

Chief Gall    

C'mon Doc. I never said SM5 was so important as to be a major comeback role. It's good that Lindsay is on the big screen. And most of the SM movies get bad reviews. They're popular with audiences and that's waht matters.

539 days ago
387.

LLsez    

http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/letterman-grilled-lindsay-lohan-made-her-cry.html

^complete interview and some great comments:

"Honestly, what is there to ask her about besides her reckless behavior? She's done nothing of note for a while now except refuse help and snub the law? He would do her no favors by treating her like some glass doll. People should ask her the tough questions. Maybe if more Hollywood and celebrity types actually took her to task more often she'd realize just how her behavior and/or addiction is ruining her reputation, career and life.

539 days ago
388.

StarryStarryNight    

hey y'all! are there any canadians here now?

i'm watching that hoarding buried alive and the guy on here is from a famous canadian band. just wondering if anyone knows him. he has pictures of the band with the mick jagger and paul mccartney.

539 days ago
389.

Mumra the Ever Living    

And the reviews start coming in:
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A new installment in the Scary Movie franchise that has none of cast from the previous four films, yet still manages to make a joke entirely based on Lindsay Lohan’s existence? Outrageous! Whacky! Too risqué for modern audiences! Despite not having any of the original cast, is Scary Movie 5 even remotely funny, or is it just another montage of things hitting other things? Find out after the jump.
This is where the plot synopsis for the film mentioned above is meant to be. Usually, I’d mention the cast, give a brief rundown of the film’s story (no matter how complex or thin it may be) then finish off the paragraph with some rhetorical questions. I can’t do that here. Scary Movie 5 has no plot, no story, no narrative no anything. It moves from gag to gag without any segway or connection to anything that happened earlier.
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The sad thing is Scary Movie 5 believes it’s a film that follows some sort of story. It THINKS it’s about Jody Campbell (Ashley Tisdale) wanting to become a ballet dancer; but that’s merely a platform for Black Swan gags. Jody also is responsible for looking after three children that aren’t her own who see ghosts. This isn’t a story-line however, it’s a cue sheet for jokes poking fun at the film Mama. Finally, their house is rigged with cameras so we can laugh at how dumb those Paranormalegasomething Activity films were. The minute someone hits their head or falls over violently, we move on to another gag, in another setting, for no reason whatsoever. But then again, what were you expecting from a film titled Scary Movie 5?
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One gag in this film involves a haunted pool cleaning machine slowly and insidiously opening the backyard gate and about 50 other possessed pool cleaners show up and they have a party. Yes, a large collection of pool cleaners have a party with music and drinks. This scene goes on for six minutes and not once is it funny. It would have taken at least two days to shoot a scene like this! What was the director thinking?? During this scene I buried my head in my hands, and as I did the two people in front of me leaned in next to each other and spoke:
Person 1: Do you care to see how this scene or the entire movie ends?
Person 2: Um, not really.
Person 1: Then let’s get the hell out of here and have some sushi?
The next sound that was heard as they got up and left the cinema was the quiet voice of a tortured soul crying out “Wait”. This was me, and if you pay good money to see Scary Movie 5, it’ll also be you.
I, along with those around me wanted to laugh; why else would you see this film? Sure one laugh was had throughout the film’s entirety, but you’d think all those involved would think to you know, be funny or in the very least try to make an actual film? The second time I closed my eyes in the film was during the Inception gag which dies in the ass 30 seconds after they attempt it. All I could hear was banging noises and people exclaiming “ow”. Yet, the 13-year-old beside me was laughing hysterically. This is exactly what he wanted to see. What does that say?
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Scary Movie 5 was not made for me, it was made for those who laugh easily and enjoy slapstick, even when it’s not a part a joke. This is not a film; it’s an 86 minute YouTube clip that the annoying kid you genuinely dislike insists on showing you. When an actual movie surfaces, I’ll let you know.
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Rating: 1/2 star

539 days ago
390.

Black Dirt Goodness    

I love when Miss Cartoon P u s s y has her little tantrums. So easy to provoke. The truth always makes people angry and defensive.

539 days ago
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