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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab Facility


4/10/2013 6:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


8:00 AM PDT:  Lindsay's attorney Mark Heller is telling various tabloids that no decision has been made on which rehab facility Lindsay will enter.

Sources connected to the situation tell TMZ ... Heller is not telling the truth. A decision HAS been made, and Lindsay's going to Seafield.

Lindsay Lohan
will do rehab 15 minutes from the hottest summer club scene in the country ... problem is, if she tries to escape she's going directly to jail.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay's lawyer and prosecutors have agreed on a facility where she'll do her 90 days of rehab.  It's called Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY. 

Seafield is NOT a lockdown facility -- something prosecutors and the judge required.  But we broke the story ... there's no such thing as a true lockdown rehab joint where people are essentially held hostage.

We've learned prosecutors have modified the plea bargain and have agreed on Seafield.  It's an inpatient facility where patients are not supposed to leave, but no one can stop them if they walk out the door.

But here's the reason why Seafield was chosen -- It has 24-hour staff guarding the doors, as well as surveillance cameras and walls.  If Lindsay tries to leave, she can't be stopped, but someone would see her and notify authorities.  That would trigger a probation violation and the judge would almost certainly throw her butt in jail.

As for the cost ... $4,025 a week.  Grand total for 90 days -- $51,750.

One problem.  We've learned the facility is not designed for a 90-day stay.  The limit is 28 days.  An admissions person told TMZ ... they've never had anyone there longer for one stay.  But we've learned the administrator has told prosecutors he'd stylize a 90-day program just for Lindsay

One final thing.  There are lots of rules.  No tobacco, no cell phone, and you can't dress like a slut ...



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if rehab is such a blessing why isn't she there already? why put off such a blessing?

a court-ordered blessing.

530 days ago


Sez I have ordered a Merkin for your bald puss.
It will of course have a tinge of Ginge and a few little crabs for authenticity.Hope you like it.x

530 days ago


Surrounded? She runs at temtation.

530 days ago


Coincidentally, Chef Gall Littlefart wears a merkin. Especially while he's jerkin' his tiny gherkin.

530 days ago


I hope they are providing safes for the other patients. I saw the things she can't do but stealing wasn't listed.

530 days ago


HOW FRAKKING STUPID are you??? You think a gag order negates the fact that a theft occurred?
What drugs have you been on this week. You used to be semi-coherent. Dumber than a bag of rocks but coherent.
The owner of the fur coat does not beg to differ unless she wants to get sued.

530 days ago


And further you two idiots- Mr Stupid claims she doesn't steal- I provided two concrete examples. Then the infantile moron with no life experience counters with sophistry.
Ya know Nicole- you really need to grow th F*** up and get some life experience- because you clearly can't function in the real world. Do you have a job? Are you even employable?


530 days ago

Mary Mc    

She's right down the street from Main Street and the bars. Easy walk.

530 days ago


Regi--this is for you. Y'all sure are friendly!

530 days ago

The Big Bowowski    

Qwack Qwack Qwack sniff sniff Baaaa aaaaaaaaaaarffffffff.......spit..........ahhhhhhhhhhh

530 days ago

The Big Bowowski    

Blowsie better be coming back to ye ol' courthouse at LAX so I can finally use my newly bought duckcaller in person instead of having to qwack on these threads. And did I call it or what? That mildly funny comedian stood up during his bit......BloBlo's chair remained empty......

530 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    


"...It says a lot about the film that the only half-
laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and
Lindsay Lohan sharing the opening scene – an
incredibly stupid and borderline cringe-worthy,
but inexplicably entertaining chuckle at their fall
from grace.
It's all downhill from there as the rest of the
film plays out as a series of unconnected set
pieces seen literally hundreds of times before.
Often, such an unappealing movie is still able to
salvage hope by suiting itself for a target market,
but it is hard to see any audience group, from
15 year-olds to stoners, defending this
One would have to drink Lindsay under the
table, smoke copious amounts of bud with Snoop
Dogg and/or Lion and snort pure tiger blood
with Charlie to even come close to drawing any
semblance of enjoyment from this disaster. An
imminent sweep of this year's Razzies doesn't
seem like ironic punishment enough for one of
the worst films ever made."

Wow, the reviews of this movie are brutal.

530 days ago


Anyone out there? Over!

530 days ago


This is the same type of program LILO tried five or six other times. They just don't work. Secular treatment success rate is zero to 4%. Spirit filled faith based programs like Teen Challenge success rate is upwards of 86% (which was tested by the federal government years ago). "Let's see, which one would I want to enroll in if I really wanted to recover?" Hmmm.

530 days ago


You all admire her so much you can't shut your powder holes ha ha too funny,you want her too go away then ignore her and all the empty TMZ stuffits

530 days ago
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