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Kris Humphries

No-Show In Court

In Deep Doo Doo

4/12/2013 9:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Unless the Concorde was taken out of mothballs last night, there's no way Kris Humphries is going to appear for a MANDATORY settlement conference with Kim Kardashian today ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with Kris tell us ... he was in NYC at 1 AM today, and looked "extremely upset."  As we reported, he's supposed to be in an L.A. court today for a settlement conference and his attendance is required.

The first flight out of JFK today is at 6:00 AM ET, arriving at 9:15 AM PT.  Here's the problem.  The settlement conference is set for 8:30 AM PT.  Even if the flight is on time, he'd be at least 2 hours late.

We checked with JFK to see if flights were cancelled because of weather last night -- maybe Kris could use mother nature as his excuse.  But the airport was operating, so it looks like he's screwed.

The judge is going to be REALLY pissed off.

Meanwhile, Kim K is punctual as ever ... she just rolled up to the courthouse.

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 8:58 AM PT -- As we told you, Kris was a no-show at the hearing.

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RunnerGirl    

could he just use stupidity as an excuse?

561 days ago
17.

Azi    

I hope he is wearing his velcro shoes, wouldn't want him to trip over his own laces.

561 days ago
18.

Eric in L.A.    

What to you call a woman that is married to one man and having another man's baby??? A Kardashian! I would really want a paternity test. Who knows whose kid this is really. I doubt even Kim knows.

561 days ago
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StarryStarryNight    

tmz is in bed with the k untrashians.

561 days ago
20.

RunnersHi5    

Now we're reading TMZ staff projection news? I think a tornado might hit the courthouse today. Is that news?

561 days ago
21.

anniem    

Give it up TMZ everyone else out there is reporting that yes there is Court today but neither Kris or Kim will be there. You are so far up their butts it is sickening.

561 days ago
22.

bagladey    

DANCE KMZ MONKEYS, DANCE! LMAO.

561 days ago
23.

Blondie    

Can't wait to see today's pics of fatty mcfatterson.

561 days ago
24.

anon    

Harvey's a LAWYER ya know... lol... what a joke.

561 days ago
25.

Don    

Oh nonsense to the judge being pissed off. Apparently you haven't been to divorce court. They huff and they puff, throw a sanction or two, but if he couldn't get on a plane, he couldn't get on a plane. So you sit there, let the judge dress you down..... its fun, useless fun

561 days ago
26.

RaisingStar    

He's probably trying to figure out how to ask Kim if he's that babys daddy cause HE HIT IT LAST! Lol. But I'm loving all of Kris' new commercials.

561 days ago
27.

Fred Farkel    

'tard who plays basketball.

561 days ago
28.

Cricket    

This guy. For months he's been whining about getting his day in court. I am no fan of Kim's, so I was rooting for him. However, this mouth breather is just as entitled and ridiculous as she is.

561 days ago
29.

Blondie    

He probably wanted to stop by the church of the kartrashians and pray first. Or he's doing a donation to their cancer charity. Just kidding, he's not THAT dumb.

561 days ago
30.

jen    

shut the h e l l up harvey.....get off the k unttrasian payroll, its really becoming very sad that you are being used by these vile piss on me please mud suckers

561 days ago
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