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Lindsay Lohan

No Drugs, No Booze

For Me at Coachella

4/12/2013 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan is going on her yearly pilgrimage to a place where drugs and alcohol are as plentiful as Botox in Bev Hills ... but she SWEARS she'll stay clean.

Lindsay is telling friends ... she doesn't care about all the snipers who are scoffing at the recidivist rehabber -- she says she's not living her life for other people.

LiLo insists she's going for the music and wants to have some fun -- just like last year (above) -- before checking into the rehab facility for a 90-day stay.

Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol ... leading lots of us to wonder how on earth rehab is going to work.  In fact, Michael Lohan told us Thursday on TMZ Live ... he expects his daughter will fail.

And there's this ... The judge in her criminal case warned her to stay away from people who do drugs or alcohol.  This is an IMPOSSIBILITY at Coachella.

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31.

Reg    

Hope there are lots of people with their I Phones at the ready.

470 days ago
32.

LK    

IF LINDSAY WAS SMART SHE COULD JUST TAKE HER WIG OFF & JUST GO INCOGNITO 4 ONCE & PARTY HER FACE OFF & NO1 WLD HAVE 2 KNOW IT'S HER .
BUT LINDSAY LIKES ALL KINDS OF ATTENTION . OH WELL HER LOSS . LOL

470 days ago
33.

Reg    

Bloody hell , are the Enablers and hate checkers still asleep over there? (Enter Arseholes)!!!

469 days ago
34.

tenley    

Jesus, please stop paying this family and stop feeding their famewhore needs. She's a D-list LOSER.

469 days ago
35.

nonexample    

ABC NY morning news show just say lilo rounds out the top ten celebs people would most like to in a sex tape.

469 days ago
36.

LK    

WHEN LINDSAY IS REHAB SHE CAN WRITE LETTERS IN2 TMZ & THEY CAN HAVE MIKE , HARVEY OR CHARLES READ THEM . LOL
IT WILL PART OF LINDSAY'S THERAPY . THEY CAN STILL PAY HER 4 THE STORIES & WILL STILL HAVE SOMETHING 2 LAUGH ABOUT . LOL WIN WIN THEORY !!

469 days ago
37.

Reg    

So when is this shindig supposed to start and finish?

469 days ago
38.

LadyN    

Sometimes I wonder if she actually believes the BS she spews to her "friends" who pass it on to TMZ because said friends are NEVER right when they claim Lindsay said she was serious about, that she didn't do, that she only borrowed, that it was someone else's fault...etc etc etc

469 days ago
39.

LLsez    


3years ago:

Sources close to Blo say she is "completely over the club scene" -- no more-- "I'll just have water, thanks" -- and realizes that cutting it out completely is the best chance for her to avoid temptation and remain sober. We're also told the no clubbing pledge extends to her friends as well -- as in she's going to stop hanging out with the people that only used her to party. 

469 days ago
40.

Reg    

Good morning Arseholes, I knew it was only a matter of time. Will you be accompanying your beloved Lindsay on her sojourn? Have you been granted the ultimate entrée into her inner circle this weekend? Do keep a journal for us , so we can be kept up to date on your IDOL!!

469 days ago
41.

scamalot    

My crystal ball shows lindsey going to this farce, walking off with someones crack pipe, that she thought was pretty and wanted it/no borrowed it, and gets her shaw-crank redemption ass kicked.

469 days ago
42.

tdr9    

I'm all out of rum. I'm so lost without you. I can't believe this is fate. Believing I was. Sooooo drunk. Ugh where is my whiskey now. WHERE IS MY WHYSKEY NOWWWWW! Repeat 2x

469 days ago
43.

susan    

Not once have I ever heard Lindsay say she doesn't have a problem, NOT ONCE. This is from 'sources' so pick your poison, its probably from demon daddy Michael Lohan, we all know how much he likes his cash or completely made up by the TMZ bully boys
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TMZ once again you get your facts WRONG about the Judge's comments in court. He said she is to stay away from known drug users and known drug pushers, alcohol was NOT mentioned. TMZ post BS for the sake of it.

469 days ago
44.

jason    

wow how is she able to even go jail!

469 days ago
45.

Str(8)_shooter    

Wow she is a dumb b...h! How many chances is society gonna give this worthless ****??

469 days ago
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