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Lindsay Lohan

No Drugs, No Booze

For Me at Coachella

4/12/2013 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan is going on her yearly pilgrimage to a place where drugs and alcohol are as plentiful as Botox in Bev Hills ... but she SWEARS she'll stay clean.

Lindsay is telling friends ... she doesn't care about all the snipers who are scoffing at the recidivist rehabber -- she says she's not living her life for other people.

LiLo insists she's going for the music and wants to have some fun -- just like last year (above) -- before checking into the rehab facility for a 90-day stay.

Lindsay is also insisting she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol ... leading lots of us to wonder how on earth rehab is going to work.  In fact, Michael Lohan told us Thursday on TMZ Live ... he expects his daughter will fail.

And there's this ... The judge in her criminal case warned her to stay away from people who do drugs or alcohol.  This is an IMPOSSIBILITY at Coachella.

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Marcus Giavanni    

WOW!!! Look at all the perfect people..it must be nice to pass judgement...what's in your closet???

Karma's a b@*ch!!!

524 days ago
122.

HappYdayZ    

It's common knowledge that everyone at this fest will be tripping on ShRooMs or AciD:-P party on Lyndsss!!

524 days ago
123.

Shannon    

"The judge isn't the boss of me.... No one can tell ME what to do... I'm Lindsay Lohan"!!

524 days ago
124.

HappYdayZ    

Last time I checked rehab was for "Quitters" can I get hell yea! For Lyndsay not going down with out a fight!! You gotta fight for your right! To party!!! :-\

524 days ago
125.

anonymous    

Oh come on, we all know she is full of b.s. I can't trust this tart as far as I can spit.

524 days ago
126.

Janet    

If she stays sober, which she won't, how many times will she have to say "No" to the, what, dozens of people who will be offering her something to get high on for free? And we know Lindsay loves her freebees.

And since she's a compulsive liar, her word, sadly, means nothing. I'm not sure that court-ordered rehab accomplishes much, except for maybe a few days of sobriety until she can come up with an excuse to leave or bribe a staffer to smuggle stuff in. Just sad.

Soon her 20's will be over, she'll be even more haggard and damaged than she is now, and she'll be reduced to appearing at the openings of head shops in strip malls for a living. What an utter waste of talent, youth and beauty. I wish someone could truly help her turn her life around.

524 days ago
127.

Firefly    

Did the Judge say that she could be drug tested at anytime? Does that mean before rehab? I was just thinking that maybe the Judge knows about her little trip to Coachella. Maybe he never had anyone go to test her for drug use before Coachella because he wanted her to feel secure that no one would test her before rehab. And just maybe he knew she would blow it and he would have definite proof and pictures (don't forget the paps and fans). That way Lindsay would have to do jail time and then some. No getting out of it this time. I sure hope I'm right.

524 days ago
128.

Truth    

Bonnaroo is better. This is just another reason.

524 days ago
129.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

"I'm not going to drink or do drugs at Coachella" said no one ever. If she passes out someone will pick her filthy ass up just because they want a brush with fame (or infamy in this case). Eventually she will end up stoned, alone and dead until someone just happens to checks up on her. I hope it's in 2013 because I lost money on her in 2012 on the Celebrity Death list, but put my wager on the 2013 list, so I hope it is soon.

524 days ago
130.

jc    

Is it just me or does that pic to the right of Lindsey Vonn look like a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really healthy/sober version of Liho? ------------->>>>>>>>>>

524 days ago
131.

xxEpicMaddieVanityxx    

Mmmhmm LiLo is gunna be doing drugs this is all just a scam 4 Linsey 2 get more money and try to be famous n da rehab **** bet she be doing drugs n f*in up as soo as she gets out

524 days ago
132.

Michelle    

Hey TMZ, let's try something. Try and go for a week without your tongue up the Kardashian a$$hole, stupid stories about the Blohans, and about punk a$$ Chris Brown and Rihanna. If you can't, you may have a problem yourself..Just sayin'

524 days ago
133.

KSB24    

Wow she looked so much better last year-before all that plastic surgery she got to ruin her face.

524 days ago
134.

Cody    

She had to get plastic surgery because the crack smoke melted her face. Come on blowhan crack is wack p.s when she says no drugs she mean none from the street of course she'll have a purse full of happy pills from the doc

524 days ago
135.

dreamon    

Haven't read the thread today, but here's Lainey' take. I agree with it.
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What do these 4 have in common?
April 12, 2013
Posted at 10:28 AM
Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her?
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According to TMZ, Lohan arrived 40 minutes after her scheduled time on the carpet. Of course she did. In this case because, well, how else do you ****block an event and make it all about you? As I have said over and over and over again, even if you take away the vodka and the coke, she’ll still, always, be addicted to the attention. She will still behave this way for the attention. She lives for the attention. There is no self-loathing in this loser. That is not the root cause of her problems the way it is for legitimately sad smut celebrities. Lindsay Lohan loves herself a lot. You don’t need to worry about that.

Lohan was told by the judge a few weeks ago that she was not to hang out with drug users. Obviously last night was a success then. And it will be the same kind of success this weekend at Coachella where she’ll be no doubt wearing some obnoxious fringed blouse, definitely just drinking water. Coachella was reportedly the reason she put off rehab until May.

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