Lindsay Lohan is as predictable as a pineapple in a Mai Tai ... she showed up 40 minutes late for her "Scary Movie 5" premiere.
In fact ... she blew in 30 minutes before they rolled up the red carpet.
Her "SM5" and "Anger Management" co-star Charlie Sheen broke away from a few interviews to snap a few pics with the soon-to-be-in-rehab-but-not-until-after-she-goes-to-Coachella starlet.
Bet she won't be late when Phoenix takes the stage.
Lindsay Lohan
Gets D For Attendance
at 'SM5' Premiere
4/12/2013 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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janet
@Mumra...Well that all depends on the protein value.
Chief Justice LaShawn Cracker
Damn! I missed the troll meltdown!
Mumra the Ever Living
I Don't know if I'll be around when Chief Red Clown Gall Stones finally sobers up enough to make it onto TMZ, but would someone please tell him that Lindsay Lohans presence had an incredible impact on the ratings of Anger Management? Here are the numbers:
>> AM Season Average: 0.57 in the demo with 1.23 million.
>> Last nights rating: 0.6 in the demo with 1.25 million.
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That's right, Lindsay Lohans Presence gave the show an INCREDIBLE Bump of 1.6% more viewers - that's an astounding 20,000 extra people.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahhahahaha
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Can't wait until We find out the numbers when Dick Deep Inside LIZ does Monday at 4:00PM.
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Oh Chief, you are such a douche.
janet
Hey Lohans little brother and sister can mingle in the crowd scoreing for big sister. No one is going to pay attention to them.
As I posted earlier they are perfect decoys for Lohan.
Christ, she's already used her sister to go around to anyplace she could to try and sell her clothes stolen or otherwise, claiming they are 'Vintage' because Lohan wore them. That didn't work well. Not even close to the money they were expecting.
Maybe better luck at the festival. Never know.
magmax
Btw Mumra, Chef Gallbladder Littlefart is going to give himself a facial tonight to show his solidarity with Lindsay. Of course, he'll have to squeeze the guts out of the last Twinkie in his My Little Pony lunchbox, but he figures that's as close as he's ever been anyway.
Lucky_130
Back in the day, Johnathan Winters day, they knew how to make good movies with an all star cast, like my favorite comedy, Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad world. Now they just keep making garbage, or rotten tomatoes like SM5. If you have never seen Its a mad, mad, mad, mad world, its well worth watching
awards
ET Tonight just named Lindsay a FOUR STAR TAX DODGER! Sucks to be Lindsay, eh?
janet
@FU...it's good to have a guide.
Reg
Ot, had my flu shot this morning and had a bad reaction, has anyone else experienced this?
Luv
Tweets are coming in:
Dan Greenspan@DanGreenspan2h
Lindsay Lohan just walked by at #Coachella, followed by a herd of paparazzi. She's made plenty of mistakes, but that's a horrible existence.
Luv
Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence
Lindsay Lohan is hangin' at #Coachella with @SnoopDogg. Congratulations to anyone who guessed 1 minute and 38 seconds of sobriety.
Luv
Logan Moy @LoganMoy 2h
Any Lindsay Lohan sightings at #Coachella yet? Check that girl rolling around in the mud.
Luv
We have a pic of Lindsay now at Coachella:
http://tinyurl.com/cnpwoha
Luv
Goodnight.
Reg
just catching up on a few posts, what's the deal with Jo Jo? Legit or imposter?