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Lindsay Lohan

Gets D For Attendance

at 'SM5' Premiere

4/12/2013 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0412_charlie_sheen_lindsay_GettyLindsay Lohan is as predictable as a pineapple in a Mai Tai ... she showed up 40 minutes late for her "Scary Movie 5" premiere.

In fact ... she blew in 30 minutes before they rolled up the red carpet.

Her "SM5" and "Anger Management" co-star Charlie Sheen broke away from a few interviews to snap a few pics with the soon-to-be-in-rehab-but-not-until-after-she-goes-to-Coachella starlet.



Bet she won't be late when Phoenix takes the stage.

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61.

Vorlon    

I'm surprised the idiot Nicole didn't blame the producers for not putting the premiere off until Windsay decided to grace them with her presence.
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And for you Mr Stupid- yet another one-sheet Lilo wasn't pictured in. (To go along with Machete) She has SOOOO many fans that the producers of her movies can't be bothered to include her.

374 days ago
62.

Vorlon    

Hey Nicole- should daddy ever decide to stop supporting your lazy ass and you have to get a job- show up late as often as Lilo and see how long you remain employed.

374 days ago
63.

Mary    

See? I knew she was a good actor. Just look at how she's smiling as Charlie Sheen kisses her on the cheek, just days after he dissed her on Letterman.

374 days ago
64.

delusional much LL?    

guess charlie understands now that lost lamb / woe is me, "nice girl" act lowhan puts on ,is just another tool of deception this fraud uses to manipulate people into giving her something she wants.


lowhan doesn't keep the fraud up for too long,she can't.
she is of the same character as her sh*tty parents,her real self comes through everytime.

374 days ago
65.

basebrat    

and i am sure those braids on her head are glued on, or clipped in, to hide her balding head....

374 days ago
66.

VNVgirl    

if it was any of us, we would have been in friggin jail. how many "get out of jail free cards" are they going to give her? Pathetic. lock the wench up for 2 years. end of story.

374 days ago
67.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Lindsay Lohan says she looks forward to rehab. Because once she gets that out of the way, she can do drugs again.

374 days ago
68.

jbeans    

What else is new??? Can she ever be on time?

374 days ago
69.

Grandma Cracker    

HA HA SM5 has a ZERO on the tomatometer on Rottentomatos.com

374 days ago
70.

21stcent    

Showing up late is just one more display of disrespect

374 days ago
71.

Its Nikki Bitches    

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was go...ing to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 260...0! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd

374 days ago
72.

Grandma Cracker    

HA HA HA


How bad is it? SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that the two best performances in the film come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, and they're both out of the movie within five minutes. I'm not saying they're good in it. They're awful. It just so happens their level of awfulness is slightly above anyone else unfortunate enough to be part of the cast. When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in a movie, you know it's bad.

374 days ago
73.

janet    

Lohan thinks she's the female version of Charlie Sheen.


As messed up as Sheen gets, he has more talent dramatic and comedic in his coked out pinky than Lohan will ever have in her life.


Sheen made a ton of money poking fun at himself. Sheen has a great dead pan dry sarcastic wit sence of humor. Lohan as no sence of humor at all. There is nothing funny about Lohan. She has no talent.


Lohan was saying she want's a show like Sheen has playing herself (thinking she could make the money Sheen has) people are still laughing at that one.


Sorry Lohan it's called talent. You don't have any.

374 days ago
74.

gibby    

dead within 2yrs!!!!!!!!!

374 days ago
75.

fleabag73    

Think she'd burst into flames if we hit her with some soap and water? Seriously, what's with those NASTY ass chewed up nubs of hands of hers? And WHY are they always in her mouth? Ick.

374 days ago
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