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Artie Lange

A-Rod OWES Yankees Fans

Free Beers & Hot Dogs

4/15/2013 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

041513_artie_lang_launchIf Alex Rodriguez wants to lounge in the sun while his teammates play baseball ... Artie Lange thinks A-Rod needs to spend some of his $29 million salary on a round of beers -- for all of Yankee Stadium!

We're exaggerating a little, but Artie -- a die-hard Yankees fan -- is definitely pissed about the photos of A-Rod and his gf Torrie Wilson sunbathing in Miami while he's out of the lineup ... rehabbing his injured hip.

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You gotta see Artie's rant about A-Rod's astronomical salary and how much it's costing fans. It starts like this -- "Just imagine you're a forklift operator who makes $35,000 a year and you've got an enormously fat son that you like taking to Yankee games" ... and you gotta buy 4 hot dogs for him.

Artie goes off ... and you gotta hear it in his words. It is HYSTERICAL!

And by the way, Artie does have a way for A-Rod to make it up to the fans. It involves ... a bodega and rape.

Just watch. 

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Kaveman    

WHY CAN'T TMZ'S WEBMASTER FIGURE OUT HOW TO LET THE CHROME BROWSER USERS BE ABLE TO LIKE/HATE A POST? CHROME IS NOW THE #1 BROWSER. IT IS WEB PROGRAMMING 101 FOR GOD'S SAKE!

468 days ago
2.

IwuvTMZ    

Ah, bloated one. You were funnier when you were on the Howard Stern show.

468 days ago
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Jay W.     

Love or hate Artie... he makes some fine points!!

468 days ago
4.

Quiet    

he is right.. except for the name calling of s***bag but he is right. arod should be there supporting his team in uniform for that kind of money he paid by the team. a hundred percent right !!!

468 days ago
5.

eicarr     

Artie Rocks!!! He was spot on as to what's wrong with baseball today..... no respect for fans.

468 days ago
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tink981    

How many woman has this whore-monger been with since splitting with his wife?? He's overrated and overpaid. And I am a Yanks fan.....

468 days ago
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chesty larue    

im starting to be bothered about all the light hearted comments people make about rape. it's not something to make light of especially w all the rapes that are happening in our high schools.
sorry for being so sensitive on a TMZ website.

468 days ago
8.

FlamingoNut    

As rude and obnoxious as I find Lange, he's right, and it pains me to say that.

467 days ago
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steve    

friend the deport Justin (bieber) face book page

467 days ago
10.

Michelle    

He looks like he's had one too many hot dogs & beer!

467 days ago
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FirstRowSports    


http://www.thefirstrowsports.org

467 days ago
12.

Famewhores    

Stern show SUCKS without him.

467 days ago
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Spicy mag    

Artie doesn't need beer or hotdogs.

467 days ago
14.

J21    

Th e last thing Artie Lange needs is more empty calories. PS if the Yankees want to invest 20 mil in a lame race horse, blame the Yankees not the horse

467 days ago
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LOLOL    

Artie is great, the Stern show isn't as good since he checked out. Anyway A-Rod like Tori because she shoots steroids in his a$$ for him and wears a strap on, no lie..lol

467 days ago
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