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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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pk    

I just went blind!!!!!

462 days ago
137.

CLINT    

OMFG!! She actuall thinks she looks good, posing in those pictures. I got through about a dozen before I couldn't take it any more.

462 days ago
138.

KicksandGiggles    

Send this picture to the Boston Terrorists and North Korea!! They deserve the punishment!! WE DON"T!!!! For the love of God Almighty!!! TAKE THIS DOWN!!! I really am sick seriously. No joke, I think I am blind now. Seriously. No joke. Damn and I had some good TV tonight.

462 days ago
139.

Mike L    

WARNING!!! You can't un-see that. I just hope people see this before they click.

My god, I feel sick..............

462 days ago
140.

xxrokchikxx    

TMZ PLEASE take this down... I check this site multiple times a day and each time I come back... ITS THERE... and now it's on the side bar... ugghhh

462 days ago
141.

JF    

I'm Blind!!!

462 days ago
142.

Mary    

Did not need to see that.

462 days ago
143.

TheOCkidd    

I thought Halloween was in October??? I see it's all-around for this trailer trash. Just gross!!

462 days ago
144.

TheOCkidd    

How gross, and I'm a tit man!!! Some people should not be out in public!!!

462 days ago
145.

TexaninJersey    

Like I always say, if you need a confidence boost...just head to the Jersey Shore!

462 days ago
146.

sid    

Looks like an old sailor got drunk again and fell off the boat.

462 days ago
147.

Katsiaryna     

SAD, I am really thinking about her children. Actually equal shame on the photographer. They are equal partners in this disaster. I am sure she is not happy with it now and you people should know better than make fun of somebody. Nobody is perfect.

462 days ago
148.

Smart    

Three thoughts:
1. Get off the meth ya freak.
2. Someone please call children and family services and protect her children.
3. It's warm enough in NJ to be on the beach??? It's snowing where I live.

462 days ago
149.

Genghis Khan    

mmmmmmm even Khan wouldn't pillage that......

462 days ago
150.

TheOCkidd    

WTF TMZ? I just finished my lunch!!
Wow, how I would love to blow this picture up into a poster and hang it in my shower. How sexy!
Some people should just stay home and not be in the public eye. Trailer Trash waiting too be sent for the land field.

462 days ago
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