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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Lisa    

Oh Dear Lord! After all the horrid things I've seen in my life...this will stick for a long time!!!!! WHY WHY WHY?????? And no way she's "45" ...... unless that's all damage from the tanning beds....then WOW!

368 days ago
182.

sean    

This has been an awful, terrible no good, rotten very bad week and now this. :(

368 days ago
183.

jeff    

L Lohan in 3 years

368 days ago
184.

Lola    

Hey, Hirsch, this isn't porn. You're taking advantage of a woman that might have some mental or emotional issues, based on her past behavior. She's not a celebrity, just an ordinary, misguided person. This is disgusting to put this on here.

368 days ago
185.

Snerkles    

No comment here. For once, you've said it all...and correctly;).

368 days ago
186.

Lisa    

and why 100 pics??? You don't get that many of the celebs we WANT to see lol

368 days ago
187.

Fameme    

One of those times TMZ could of passed on running the photos.

368 days ago
188.

Celebrities Suck    

mike did ur small p!nis get aroused while browsing for these pics?

368 days ago
189.

Saving Amy    

GAH! I think I just threw up in my mouth....a lot.....

368 days ago
190.

LightJ    

Wow thats f*cking sick tmz... you just keep going down the gutter...

368 days ago
191.

Foofy    

Oh MYLANTA!

368 days ago
192.

TMZZ    

She isn't young and beautiful!

368 days ago
193.

luckycat    

THIS IS WHAT BEY WOULD REALLY LOOK LIKE IF SHE'D HAD IVY BLUE.
ALL CELEBS HAVE THE MOMMY SURGERY WHEN THEY BIRTH.SOME DO IT AS PART OF THE C-SECTION.

368 days ago
194.

Fred Farkel    

Boys??


Learn from Uncle Fred.


You think you need a woman in your life?? Go look up MENOPAUSE in the dictionary and think LONG AND HARD before getting permantly involved with a woman.


In the year 2013, and if I had to do it over again - NO WIFE, NO KIDS, WORK HARDER, and hire awesome porn actresses or escorts for dates and sex.


Listen to Uncle Fred now. Been there done that. You will have a better life if you stay away from commiting to any female.

368 days ago
195.

VictoriaGirl    

Disgusting and vulger. TMZ please take those photos down.

368 days ago
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