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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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sean    

This has been an awful, terrible no good, rotten very bad week and now this. :(

468 days ago
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jeff    

L Lohan in 3 years

468 days ago
183.

Lola    

Hey, Hirsch, this isn't porn. You're taking advantage of a woman that might have some mental or emotional issues, based on her past behavior. She's not a celebrity, just an ordinary, misguided person. This is disgusting to put this on here.

468 days ago
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Snerkles    

No comment here. For once, you've said it all...and correctly;).

468 days ago
185.

Lisa    

and why 100 pics??? You don't get that many of the celebs we WANT to see lol

468 days ago
186.

Fameme    

One of those times TMZ could of passed on running the photos.

468 days ago
187.

Celebrities Suck    

mike did ur small p!nis get aroused while browsing for these pics?

468 days ago
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Saving Amy    

GAH! I think I just threw up in my mouth....a lot.....

468 days ago
189.

LightJ    

Wow thats f*cking sick tmz... you just keep going down the gutter...

468 days ago
190.

Foofy    

Oh MYLANTA!

468 days ago
191.

TMZZ    

She isn't young and beautiful!

468 days ago
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luckycat    

THIS IS WHAT BEY WOULD REALLY LOOK LIKE IF SHE'D HAD IVY BLUE.
ALL CELEBS HAVE THE MOMMY SURGERY WHEN THEY BIRTH.SOME DO IT AS PART OF THE C-SECTION.

468 days ago
193.

Fred Farkel    

Boys??


Learn from Uncle Fred.


You think you need a woman in your life?? Go look up MENOPAUSE in the dictionary and think LONG AND HARD before getting permantly involved with a woman.


In the year 2013, and if I had to do it over again - NO WIFE, NO KIDS, WORK HARDER, and hire awesome porn actresses or escorts for dates and sex.


Listen to Uncle Fred now. Been there done that. You will have a better life if you stay away from commiting to any female.

468 days ago
194.

VictoriaGirl    

Disgusting and vulger. TMZ please take those photos down.

468 days ago
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Blaze    

PLEASE take this picture down,,,I'M GONNA SPEW !!!

468 days ago
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