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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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AlwaysOnTimeB    

I'm being serious here, does anyone know the mental state of this woman? I can't believe anyone with a normal thought in their head would get out there and pose like that. I mean, she says she's 45, but her body looks much older. I kind of feel bad for her, because something is off about her and I'm not sure she's aware of it.

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DEB    

FFS this woman has brain damage from an accident years ago. WTF is with making fun of her?

448 days ago
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kimwebb@asia.com    

Note to self: Don't do this!!!

448 days ago
259.

DEB    

FFS this woman has a brain injury from an accident years ago.Is TMZ really into exploiting this??? WTF?

448 days ago
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my 2 cents    

First it was Snooki, then Gov. Christie and now this...

448 days ago
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StarryStarryNight    

http://dlisted.com/2013/04/18/case-you-really-want-see-tan-mom-barely-any-clothes

i'm torn between vomiting and LMAO!!!

448 days ago
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Tracy     

Sooo sad.....she is losing it!!!

448 days ago
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Francie    

CONFIDENCE!!? This is NOT confidence, this is a pathetic women who THINKS she is a 20 something supermodel. I feel sorry for her. If she had any sense of normality in her thinking she would realize that she is a mess and people want to look at her just to mock her. Poor thing, really, I feel sorry for her.

448 days ago
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SammyG    

She is going to be getting a call from Playboy.

448 days ago
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PT    

You (TMZ) have a warped definition of the word 'luscious'.

448 days ago
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Maria    

OMG I just threw up... is this a bad bad joke?

448 days ago
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Lue Blackwell    

You've got to be kidding! What a waste of print & paper-----I can't figure who is worse-this fool or honey-boo-boo's mom.

448 days ago
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Amy    

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Why...just why?

448 days ago
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Maria    

Maybe tanning mom and farrah should make a porno together

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rini6    

This is a case study for for the aging effects of tanning rays.. among other things she has exposed herself to. She looks like a smoker or ex smoker.. I am a year and a half older than her and god forbid I looked that bad....

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