TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

486 COMMENTS

No Avatar
271.

Berserk    

Gonna go rub one out... bbl

462 days ago
272.

pancake    

TMZ don't encourage her!

462 days ago
273.

ShellyB    

Can someone tell this woman that nudity is only fit for "young people"!

462 days ago
274.

Joan K    

WTF is wrong with this world?

462 days ago
275.

ShellyB    

Can someone please tell this woman that public nudity only fits for "Young People"!!

462 days ago
276.

heather    

omg this is the must disgusting and disturbing thing i've never seen!!! she might as well take her bottoms off! just needs to stay away from any type of cameras! GROSS!!!

462 days ago
277.

nikynewark    

So now we know what happened to the Coppertone girl.

462 days ago
278.

sophiastormy    

BARF, GROSS, VOMIT...

462 days ago
279.

sophiastormy    

gross barf vomit

462 days ago
280.

gapchick101    

I dont feel so good!

462 days ago
281.

Allison Ray    

Why 100 photos? Have you know shame? Or are you trying to force her to get help? I get the gist of TMZ, and I really enjoy it for the most part. But this is like clubbing a baby seal.
Gratuitous

462 days ago
282.

J    

Are these photos from the future of Kim K?

462 days ago
283.

DW1982    

Don't blame her. Blame the media that promotes youth and sex and invalidates age. This woman is just trying to stay relevant, but in a wrong headed way.

462 days ago
284.

Someonezmom    

wow I had ot google her name,,,LOL,,,I didnt recognize her without the orange/bronze patina...and still wow

462 days ago
285.

DW1982    

Shame on you, TMZ. Do not tell us you knew exactly what our reaction would be.

Shame on you!

462 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web