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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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andy    

Ya Know , TMZ , . . . most of us try to be VERY patient with your unnecessary posts, but this one is truly offensive. For some of us it's lunch time, no less.
THIS IS HORRIFICALLY AWFUL ! ! ! ! ! !
( Truly Disgusting . . . )

462 days ago
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Carl    

Couldn't you have shown a picture from when she first washed up on the beach a few days ago instead of this one where the sun has burnt and dried out her corpse? Oh wait...

462 days ago
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Dino     

Some people don't have respect for themselves, sad!

462 days ago
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Ray    

I'm BLIND...how can I unsee that...EWWWW.

462 days ago
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Zer0    

For the love of EVERYTHING, WHY TMZ, WHY???????

462 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

Thats tanning mom?? I thought it was Lindsay Lohan

462 days ago
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Iris Myandowski    

WTF is WRONG with you TMZ...between these dollar store fake leather bags ans that used Diaper Farrah, you're turning into the garbage can outside a strip mall !

462 days ago
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TMZgossip    

O

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TMZgossip    

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TMZgossip    

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Me    

There is something mentally wrong with this woman. First she thinks she looks good when she looks like a piece of leather. Now she thinks she looks good as a 44 yr old woman who looks 64 in every way.

462 days ago
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Cheryl A.    

Did the sun cause one of her boobs to shrink or the other one to grow?

462 days ago
28.

DogsRule    

EEEEEEEEEEK!!

462 days ago
29.

Mel    

It amazes me of what some people think looks good.

462 days ago
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happypat35    

My eyes, my eyes, my eyes. Definitely not fantastic island or whatever that show was called lol.

462 days ago
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