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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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badaboom    

45 my left %#$. She's got to be 50+. And high as a kite to think she looks hot. YIKES.

462 days ago
302.

nevermore    

jeebus crispies ... cover that crap up... soembody needs to clue this deluded dumb ho in... it aint hot and nobody wants to see it......

462 days ago
303.

Morticia Cowghoul    

Has anyone mentioned that she looks like LEANNE RIMES? in another 10 years....hahaha.

462 days ago
304.

Katsiaryna     

SAD, I am really thinking about her children. Actually equal shame on the photographer. They are equal partners in this disaster. I am sure she is not happy with it now and you people should know better than make fun of somebody. Nobody is perfect.

462 days ago
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21stcent    

In all that is bad, I've been scared for life by the siight of this this this whatever that is.
My lawyer will be seving my suit shortly. I think he said Five Million Dollars was the figure we are seeking

462 days ago
306.

b003    

More GYM, Yoga, Pilates, Tai Chi and less Tanning and drinking!

462 days ago
307.

Nat Turnher    

Kill it with fire!!!

462 days ago
308.

Raejean    

Oh, the humanity! Does she really think she looks good? What mind-altering medication is she taking?

462 days ago
309.

Dee    

What is really wrong with this woman???

462 days ago
310.

Glenda     

This woman has some serious issues. She honestly thinks she's sexy. Someone set her up to look like a fool, and they succeeded.

462 days ago
311.

Berserk    

She should auction off the sand that fell out of her vagina.

462 days ago
312.

Bozzzzz    

She looks like something from the live bait shop down the street from the beach.

462 days ago
313.

Waka Waka Waka    

My eyes are BURRNNIIIIIIIING....dam u TMZ....

462 days ago
314.

Waka Waka Waka    

I think the real question we should be asking here is how much did TMZ pay for this picture??

462 days ago
315.

WD    

45 years old? My GRANDMOTHER is 66 and she looks better topless

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I mean...........


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