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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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What!     

Ewww!!! Gross!

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317.

Loves you    

Eew! Why?

499 days ago
318.

What!     

She looks 65... hope she won't do a porno!

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319.

What!     

WTF!?!!

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skittlesbreaker19    

Hilarious!!!!

499 days ago
321.

Tickyta    

She obviosly has mental issues,the wrong is that someone encouraged it by taking these stupid pictures!!!

499 days ago
322.

What!     

U can tell by her hair and poses that she's uneducated. She's probably originally from YeeHaw Junction in Florida ....

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323.

Krys    

Ugh. She looks like the alien from Mac and Me.

499 days ago
324.

Cinner    

She looks like sheis toothless and didn't wear denatures or something. There's no way she's 45

499 days ago
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Nicoleasm    

Maybe she was hot in her early 20s, and just hasn't checked a mirror since then

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326.

MLee    

Your a mean one...Mr. Grinch. Loved your movie.

499 days ago
327.

Cinner    

She does look like leann rymes in the face, with an alcoholic body

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328.

Miss. Priest    

Oh No..she Di'ennt !

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329.

Angel in the house    

I am telling you .. This is really disgusting. They need to remove her photo. People will have nightmares.

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Miss. Priest    

I couldn't make it past 6 picures. My eyes shut down.

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