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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Blanche    

I don't care for Steven Tyler as a blonde...

469 days ago
317.

What!     

Ewww!!! Gross!

469 days ago
318.

Loves you    

Eew! Why?

469 days ago
319.

What!     

She looks 65... hope she won't do a porno!

469 days ago
320.

What!     

WTF!?!!

469 days ago
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skittlesbreaker19    

Hilarious!!!!

469 days ago
322.

Tickyta    

She obviosly has mental issues,the wrong is that someone encouraged it by taking these stupid pictures!!!

469 days ago
323.

What!     

U can tell by her hair and poses that she's uneducated. She's probably originally from YeeHaw Junction in Florida ....

469 days ago
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Krys    

Ugh. She looks like the alien from Mac and Me.

469 days ago
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Cinner    

She looks like sheis toothless and didn't wear denatures or something. There's no way she's 45

469 days ago
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Nicoleasm    

Maybe she was hot in her early 20s, and just hasn't checked a mirror since then

469 days ago
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MLee    

Your a mean one...Mr. Grinch. Loved your movie.

469 days ago
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Cinner    

She does look like leann rymes in the face, with an alcoholic body

469 days ago
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Miss. Priest    

Oh No..she Di'ennt !

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Angel in the house    

I am telling you .. This is really disgusting. They need to remove her photo. People will have nightmares.

469 days ago
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