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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Steve    

This made me question my sexuality.

368 days ago
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wow    

make her go away... please make her go away.... she is nasty really nasty... and her whole family is going to be ashamed of her... this is soooo very wrong... i am 52 yrs old and have a better body then she does.. and i would never do anything like that cause who wants to see that... i dont... never asked for that... ever... please take it down... she is nasty

368 days ago
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Alpha Bet    

My eyes! My eyes!

368 days ago
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LindaJay    

This girl just don't care! C'mon, lady---get a grip, don't you know the natural rays from the real sun is the absolute worst for your skin. And it's too late for a photo shoot anyway, you missed it, you got the fame too late for that action.

368 days ago
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Nancie    

She's 45?!?!? Either I look pretty good for 40 or tanning really beat her up.

368 days ago
51.

KayQ    

This might be the most disturbing thing TMZ has ever posted. GROSS!

368 days ago
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Jennifer    

DAMN YOU TMZ! I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS!!!!

368 days ago
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Yackity yak    

disgusting. she looks like a bloated, shaved grizzly bear.....

368 days ago
54.

Deb    

Where are the uncensored pics?

368 days ago
55.

fooferthedog    

Just as offensive as Beyonce.

368 days ago
56.

Faye    

That made me barf a little.

368 days ago
57.

Barbara    

Does she drink or what...

368 days ago
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Mihalick    

I just ate a tuna salad sandwich for lunch. I opened TMZ when I sat back down at my computer and saw this. I just puked up that tuna salad sandwich all over my desk and keyboard. Thanks a lot, TMZ. I'm sending you guys the cleaning bill.

368 days ago
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clickadelic    

Oh... my goodness. This woman has done more than toast her skin cells. Apparently her brain is nothing more than a raisin now too.
I may not be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a mil, TMZ. You jerks. :)

368 days ago
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StarryStarryNight    

doesn't look any worse than hohan.

368 days ago
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