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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Kelly    

btw, "Stars"?

489 days ago
77.

Brian    

Thanks a lot TMZ. You just made me throw up. Why can't you just put a warning up and say if you want to throw up click here?

489 days ago
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DeeWA2008    

OMG... Honey your time has come and GONE.

489 days ago
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TXLady    

This nutcase is the poster child for mental health. I truly believe she is mentally ill and needs help. We all laugh at her and her antics, but the sad fact is she is not well and sees herself as some sex goddess. Hopefully she will get help sooner rather than later.

489 days ago
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Cindy    

I have to give a woman credit who thinks her body is worth looking at. Some of us can have near "perfect" bodies yet don't think we are perfect enough to be seen....

489 days ago
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Inferno1217    

This should be punishable by death.

489 days ago
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chloe    

First the Boston bombing,then the explosion in Texas and now this. Please Harvey show some love.

489 days ago
83.

Nobrows    

What the heck is wrong with this woman? She needs help, not sun.

489 days ago
84.

yvonne    

I literally got a migraine when I looked at this picture of tanning mom! There should be some sort of warning and disclaimer!!!! :(. What the heck was she thinking!!!!!

489 days ago
85.

mike    

she needs to meet the hot dog truck lady

489 days ago
86.

Bazoo    

Obviously the tanning bed has damaged her vision...

489 days ago
87.

paul a.    

Oh thanks. just when i was eating lunch too!

489 days ago
88.

MC    

Too Funny
I can never unsee that.
Maybe she was shooting for a National Geographic centerfold spread.
That thing ought to be on a leash.
What the hell, I would probably tap it if I was drunk.

489 days ago
89.

vanessa    

she should be cast in the real housewives of the trailer park she would fit right in there and at the end the show america should pay her a surgeon and bleaching session

489 days ago
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jjbythesea    

Call 911...my eyes are bleeding!

489 days ago
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