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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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notlikeu    

this lady is gross....why is this even a story?

553 days ago
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mrs t    

heather locklear is older,..... heather's "face cream " must work ...look at the difference between these two.. .the cream won't fix crazy tho...

553 days ago
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BobLoblaw    

Jeez, TMZ, if you wanted to break up with us you just had to say so. You didn't have to be so mean and try to scare us away.

553 days ago
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blackgirlwhiteguy    

WTF! Is this what 45 looks like these days? Frightening. Happy to have been born with lots of melanin and intelligence.

553 days ago
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Ozzie X    

The woman is delusional. She needs a psychiatrist.

553 days ago
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Majestik    

I'll never eat Cottage Cheese again. Thanks, TMZ, YOU SUCK!!!!

553 days ago
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anonymous    

Oh god, I almost threw up.

553 days ago
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lkrunnels    

This woman is obviously not in a healthy place in her life. It could be you.... it could be me..... Let us have some simple human compassion and let this woman alone. You have oodles of rich fame whores to chase. Is it really necessary to chase around after an unhealthy nobody? Are you gonna make any less money is you never take her picture again? Leave Suleman (Octomom) alone as well. She is also suffering from mental illness.

553 days ago
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mm    

Why you do this to me! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

553 days ago
115.

Sam    

Holy Schit, my eyes, my eyes!

553 days ago
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Michelle2012    

As I was clicking through the photos, I was saying to myself, this can't get any worse, it did. At number 50 it did. At 80, it did. Finally it ended. I could not beleive I went through this experience by myself. But I have the posters here to help me. Do you realize we'll have to look at this picture (on the right) for days or maybe weeks to come !!!

553 days ago
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Dom The Mover    

The vein in my brain just burst, stop my ears are bleeding!

553 days ago
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MuteYourAZZ    

How did they get 100 pics off before the cops came or PETA for that matter. She is wearing a leather one piece.

553 days ago
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kathy    

45? In what alternate universe? Thanks alot harvey now we all have to pke out eyes out.

553 days ago
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GJ    

OMG. I THOUGHT THIS WAS LINDSAY LOHAN WHEN I FIRST SAW IT. EWWWWW

553 days ago
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