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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Potato    

...why

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rob    

Yuck! Really tan mom.

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Jaana    

Isnt she married with small kids? Where is her husband?

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Jamey Hunter    

OMG! Why would you post something like this? You've scarred me for life!

450 days ago
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Elsa    

That's some quality leather she's wearing...

450 days ago
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NoBozo    

Sad. Just sad. She's got mental issues or is an alcoholic if she's doing this in public. Poor children.

450 days ago
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Kelly    

You know the expression, "I just threw up in me mouth"? It's not just an expression anymore.

450 days ago
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BabyBubba    

Lord have mercy. Somethings you don't need to see and this is one them

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Truth    

OH DAAAAMMMN.... GROSSS!!! XTREME MAKEOVER, THE BEFORE PIC. CRANK UP THAT F*CKIN FOTOSHOP ULTRA-PLUS EDITION. #TRUTH!!

450 days ago
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barbara    

ok, I just threw up in my mouth. Thank TMZ.

450 days ago
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IwuvTMZ    

Yummy!

450 days ago
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max    

I have got to hand it to this woman, she has managed to successfully stretch out her 15 minutes of fame better than anyone else I have seen. Kim Kardatrashian included.

450 days ago
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tasker109    

thank you. i just had to clean the barf off my desk and monitor. why would tmz post something like this. this woman isnt a celebrity???

450 days ago
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tippy katz    

WHY Jesus. I live in Boston. I didn't need this.

450 days ago
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Karin    

On the positive side, if there is a positive side, at least she is not that tanned anymore. BTW thank you TMZ, my eyes are bleeding !

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