(0:00) Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their nasty divorce by tomorrow … we’ll tell you what’s holding it up.
(6:00) Katherine Jackson’s lawyers are afraid Debbie Rowe will reveal what we told you in 2009 … that Michael Jackson is not the father of their two kids.
(10:00) “American Pie” star Eddie Kaye Thomas picked up a lady at Mel’s Diner in Hollywood … then all hell broke loose.
(15:00) Stephen King’s new show caused utter chaos at an elementary school when cops thought gunfire from the set was the real deal.
(18:00) Legendary marathoner Bill Rodgers joins the show to explain why he’ll come out of retirement next year to run the Boston Marathon.
(23:00) We thought Taylor Swift bought a house near Conor Kennedy because she was crazy (in love) … but turns out she might be a whiz at turning profits on properties.
(25:00) Tanning Mom goes topless on the beach, and the results are ... well ... just look away.
(28:00) Kim Kardashian is sprouting hair again now that she's preggers.
(31:00) Jon Stewart rips CNN for screwing up a story about the Boston Marathon … revealing how big of a gap there is between the new and old school of news reporting.
(36:00) Bruce Willis goes WEEEEEEEEEE!
(41:00) It’s time again for Tim’s worst pitches of the week!