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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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181.

LK    

AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT THINKS TANNING MOM & LEANN RIMES LOOK AWFULLY SIMILAR ???
LOL

530 days ago
182.

patches    

And the Award For turning More Men Gay Goes to the Tanning Mom Congrats on a Job well done....

530 days ago
183.

summer    

omg I hope the email their referring to is not real or this woman is completely out of her mind. Please don't post anymore pictures of this, I am embarrassed for her.

530 days ago
184.

kekats    

This is what Madonna looks like without photoshop :)

529 days ago
185.

Sheila C    

At first I thought this was a picture of Leann Rimes

529 days ago
186.

Lea    

anyone else think she looks like leann rhymes?

529 days ago
187.

Gloryg7    

Omg! TMZ STOP making worthless people into celebrities! This disgusting sagging hag isnt anyone worh hearing about! Honestly STOP with the old whores and the new whores!!!! They are just pathetic!

529 days ago
188.

evad    

not even with a 40 foot telephone pole

527 days ago
189.

Biff Tannen    

she's only 40? She looks 60+ in some of those pics

524 days ago
190.

The Rob    

Is this the fugly equivalent of American Idol Syndrome? People who believe they are pornworthy, despite overwhelming evidence that they are repulsive? Kinda like singers who think they should be on American Idol even though they sound like a cat in a blender?

483 days ago
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