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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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248 COMMENTS

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31.

jarhead333    

O dream on u nasty snach!!!! Y can't this nasty c**t just go away.

551 days ago
32.

deleemar1    

What is the opposite of Body Dismorphic Disorder? Whatever it is called (Narcissistic Personality Disorder?), this woman has it.

551 days ago
33.

jarhead333    

I would pay her 100$ to down a whole bottle of ocy and watch her OD . That would make a cool video then pay someone to hump her body!!!

551 days ago
34.

crystals    

Uggh I just had to look didnt I? lol

551 days ago
35.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Thats not Tanning Mom, thats Lindsay Lohan.

551 days ago
36.

Me    

Love the response by Vivid.

551 days ago
37.

RealAsTheyCome!    

What For It........Wait For It..............

551 days ago
38.

Lynn317    

This woman has to be high on something that affects her ability to see herself as she really is. She is a 45 year old woman with a young daughter ... not some hottie tottie. She needs to get herself clean and sober quick. Tan Mom is beginning to sound like Charlie Sheen did when he went manic a few years ago thinking he was a "winner" while making a fool out of himself ... which he now admits was foolish and a result of drug problems.
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This woman needs some serious help - for her daughter's sake if nothing else.

551 days ago
39.

tdr9    

We need more news

551 days ago
40.

JuanRambo    

Nasty Ass Grandma... Lol

551 days ago
41.

Mary    

No breakfast for me today, yuck.

551 days ago
42.

spectator72    

Her poor husband

551 days ago
43.

billybob    

Burn it before it mutates

551 days ago
44.

JesusSaves    

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

551 days ago
45.

Jason    

66 people have commented and counting theres no hope for the human race

551 days ago
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