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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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248 COMMENTS

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61.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Looking good Lindsay !!!

450 days ago
62.

Yourkiddingmeright    

Omg someone has to get this woman to stop! I'm embarrassed for her! Please someone get power of attorney and shut her up for her children's sake.

450 days ago
63.

Robae    

Super gross.

450 days ago
64.

Jleigh    

Ew dude...

450 days ago
65.

Cool Breeze    

She probably has more mileage on her than a 63' studebaker..

450 days ago
66.

Fred Farkel    

I am literally going to sue TMZ to stop posting these pictures. I have to run to the bathroom because I get diarrhea.

450 days ago
67.

laffnbear    

All the self anointed "experts" come out of the woodwork and declare her mentally ill.
The no nothings are self assured in their ignorance.
Of course anyone who thinks differently than them would have to be "mental."

450 days ago
68.

Sjango    

Lol

450 days ago
69.

bbwlover1969    

I just threw up my breakfast

450 days ago
70.

Mom of Five    

This woman is obviously mentally ill. If her husband hasn't tried to get her help and taken the child away from her by now then he is just as guilty of this sickening crap as she is.

This kid is going to suffer one way or another for the rest of her life for this insanity brought on by her parent/parents.

450 days ago
71.

Lola    

Why must this woman repeatedly embarrass her daughter? First making national headlines for being the tanning mom who liked hideous, to now posting nude photos of her looking like a wack job. Seriously her daughter is going to hate, I repeat hate, her mom for the embarrassment they now have to live with forever. This woman makes 45 look really bad, seriously, woman who are nearing 40 are going to get off their asses and workout so they don't look like this woman.

450 days ago
72.

Lynn    

Damn you TMZ. You almost caused me to have a heart attack. Why do you have to show that horrible woman half dressed. She is the kind of woman that should be required to wear a burqua(sp???) whenever she is in public.She is horribly ugly.

450 days ago
73.

Gretel    

As much as I like Ron Jeremy as a person I'm thinking that if Ron Jeremy rams this beast on film it would be epic for whatever fetishists like that kind of really stomach-turning sex. There might be a market for it.

450 days ago
74.

Dixie    

Sad ending. Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

Great reply from Steve Hirsch! I can't stop laughing!

450 days ago
75.

StarryStarryNight    

she looks better than hohan

450 days ago
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