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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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248 COMMENTS

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76.

Slumerican    

Eek. I'd rather never have sex again, than bang her.

491 days ago
77.

IndyMike    

What is wrong with people??? These people are obsessed with being famous but aren't talented to be famous

491 days ago
78.

nevermore    

GAG

491 days ago
79.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Did you know 3 new planets have been discovered? Awesome!!!

491 days ago
80.

NOT ELMO    

Tanning Mom
I'm Way Hotter than Farrah
And I Do GREAT Porn...................That Photo is Turning Men Gay WorldWide !.................lol

491 days ago
81.

Rick    

I just threw up in my mouth

491 days ago
82.

Steve    

More like hot garbage.

491 days ago
83.

FlamingoNut    

TMZ: what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!? She's NOT a celebrity, she's a LUNATIC.

STOP SHOWING HER PICTURE. STOP REPORTING. JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

491 days ago
84.

jabberjaws    

nasty.

491 days ago
85.

StarryStarryNight    

looks like a walrus waiting for you to throw it a fish.

491 days ago
86.

McSmack    

Pay me 100K, a fifth of Jameson, 3 grams of Blow and the promise she'll do anal and Ill be her co-star in that porn. That was a JOKE, people.

491 days ago
87.

nycbunny    

Ummm gross. She HAS to know how ridiculous she looks doesn't she??

491 days ago
88.

RD    

Maybe but we don't want to see you having sex.

491 days ago
89.

chicago_animal     

Both aren't worth paying to see bang, and but at least the teen whore is younger.

491 days ago
90.

msmoeliss    

Eeewwww I will pay her to put on some clothes and close her mouth. She looks like a walrus crawling out of the water.( no disrespect to walruses intended.)

491 days ago
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