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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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248 COMMENTS

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91.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Can you say OCTOPUS without making that face? Lol

498 days ago
92.

janja    

make stop, make it go away, no thanks, how else do we need to put this. TMZ what did we ever do to you to deserve this?

498 days ago
93.

Happydog67    

Aughhh, this woman is so horrifying. How can a person have so little self awareness to not realize how awful they truly are? And when I see her husband I wonder what kind of sniveling whimp he must be to put up with, and constantly defend this woman. She always seems to be under the influence of some sort of substance, and when she drinks, she becomes even more horrible...

498 days ago
94.

julimonster    

TMZ, you SUCK - slow day there much?
MY EYES MY EYES MY EYES

498 days ago
95.

Boogeyman    

why give this idiot attention?

498 days ago
96.

disembedded    

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil is WAY HOTTER than Kim Kardashian! Yes, indeedy....WAY, WAY HOTTER than Kim Kardashian!!

498 days ago
97.

Just My Opinion    

Woman, just because you have big boobs doesn't make you hotter than another woman. LOL
As for porn, from this picture, you do have the perfect mouth for it. LOL

498 days ago
98.

Bob    

Thanx TMZ. Now I have to wash my eyes out with Clorox.

498 days ago
99.

judy jetson    

TMZ why are you still pretending that Steve Hirsch doesn't own the porn not sex tape of Farrah?? What a joke. Steve Hirsch owns part of TMZ. This story is bull's**t just like every Steve Hirsch story you post. That assh*le just wants PR.

498 days ago
100.

MAX    

if i wanted to se that i can open a can of sunsweet prunes

498 days ago
101.

Carl    

The person deserving the hefty salary would be the partner in the porno. Even Ron Jeremy should get bonus pay for this hag.

498 days ago
102.

Kelly    

She's not even hotter than Farrah as Farrah appears rotting in the ground.

498 days ago
103.

Michelle E.    

Good god almighty. The person who took these photos should have their eyes poked out.

498 days ago
104.

Kasey    

I just threw up a little in my mouth...that's just freakin' traumatizing..

498 days ago
105.

Mayu    

To call her a leather bag is insulting to high quality leather bags. What an embarrassment she is to her family. Her husband should leave her and take the kid.

498 days ago
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