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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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anya2u    

LOL.... Her "look would be perfect for radio"

465 days ago
107.

There's a problem here    

Awwww naw

465 days ago
108.

Deco    

I know the feeling .... in your head you still think your young but your body tells a different story

465 days ago
109.

Kelly    

Who would her porn partner be, Abe Vigoda?

465 days ago
110.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

I see suicide in her future. This is one sick pup and people keep using her.

465 days ago
111.

blp    

I just threw up! UGH! NASTY!
There is no way that she is 45.... maybe 55.

465 days ago
112.

Justsay Nohan    

Oh SNAP!! Great reply, Vivid. Touche.

465 days ago
113.

lolurdumb    

Her poor kid!!! When that child turns to drugs acts out and the media puts her picture everywhere REMEMBER ITS MOMS FAULT 100%!!!!!

465 days ago
114.

Majestik    

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
who's the raggedist of them all.
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Love the reply from Vivid, almost as good as the reply from Playboy to Courtney Stodden.

465 days ago
115.

scoopie    

One of the reasons I moved out of NJ (property tax being the biggest).

465 days ago
116.

littlebitch    

I think too much tanning goes to the head.

465 days ago
117.

NOT ELMO    


Tanning Mom
I'm Way Hotter than Farrah
And I Do GREAT Porn........................nasty looking !

465 days ago
118.

Physical Graffiti    

As money hungry as he is, he should open a granny porn section. Surprised he hasn't.

465 days ago
119.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners    

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore *smh*

465 days ago
120.

rikki    

Haha....BURN!!!

465 days ago
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