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Kris Jenner

My New Nickname Is ...

4/23/2013 7:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0423_kris_jenner_SplashWith the help of her cell phone, her Majesty Kris Jenner announced her new royal title in NYC on Monday.

As queen of the Kardashian empire, the 57-year-old HBIC doesn't like to mince words.

Bow down.

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Jacob    

Queen of mothers who pimp their daughters, maybe.

443 days ago
2.

obvious    

Who's Kris Jenner? Is that klohes father? Lmao

443 days ago
3.

Ih8Taxes    

Wow, just when you thought you couldn't hate this family enough, they bring it to a new level.

443 days ago
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StarryStarryNight    

from the way she acts yes she does fvck everything...men, women, donkeys...

443 days ago
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SamanthaStaats    

Classy... I see she went with hooker themed make up in the picture as well. One look at this woman and it's not hard to understand why her daughters are a mess.

443 days ago
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awards    

Could I order up some extra large a$$ to go with this family of a$$holes, eh?

443 days ago
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Iris Myandowski    

Queen of the Wookies MAYBE ....Oprah is the Queen of (BLEEP)ing everything

443 days ago
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msmoeliss    

I though piggy was the one that fu**ed everything. I guess pump mamma is taking her name back, piggy did learn everything she knows from mommy dearest.

443 days ago
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Nobody.Puts.Bieber.In.A.Corner    

Now it's to the point where this family is just one big fvcking joke!!!

443 days ago
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notalawyer    

TMZ your check is in the mail…..

443 days ago
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Pudding Tang    

queen of the slippery downhill slope

443 days ago
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Laura    

In her eyes, yes, she is the Queen of Everything. In reality, she is best known as Pimp Mama and/or Piimp Nana. She's a joke, and severely disliked. And I'm sure she knows knows all is not well in the K kingdom. Kim is blowing up right before our eyes--everywhere but the pregnancy area; she was married to Kris when she got pregnant with Kanye's baby; Rob must be eating right along side Kim, because he's huge now; Lamar and Khloe are in deep doo doo for their fake charity; Khloe just got fired from X Factor; The K&K t..v. show is tanking in the ratings; Kanye left the country as soon as Kim became pregnant--he's hiding out in Paris with Richard; I'm not even sure if Bruce Jenner is alive. If so, does he ever speak or is he ever listened to? Kourtney seems like a great mother, but her baby daddy parties almost nightly. Yes, the K Kingdom is in deep jeopardy. She may as well order her "Queen of Nothing" items right now. And Kris Humphries was lucky enough to hold this family accountable for almost two years, and then he got to just walk away.

443 days ago
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Mike    

Queen of being a giant piece of sh1t.

443 days ago
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Elsa    

Queen of a freak show circus. I pity her

443 days ago
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StarryStarryNight    

she fvcks anything and everything just like the rest of the whores she raised and has working for her in her whorehouse.

443 days ago
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