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Jeff Ross

Lindsay Lohan REFUSES

To Be Roasted

5/15/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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We should have known by Lindsay Lohan's SNL performance that she has no sense of humor ... but this really takes the cake -- celebrity roastmaster Jeff Ross says Lindsay REFUSES to participate in this year's Comedy Central Roast.

It would've been a great idea to let comics poke fun at her fresh out of rehab ... because if there's anything we can learn from Alec Baldwin, it's that comedy can defuse almost any kind of negative publicity.

Alas, Jeff Ross says Lindsay turned down his offer ... but there are plenty of other people to choose from. Watch the clip.

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Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

If the arabs do a body shot out of her belly button they will die of alcohol poisoning..that thing has tides now

461 days ago
137.

Reg    

Next Gig for Bloathard, will be flogging diet pills in a vain attempt to keep Dulna in the lifestyle that she deems is her (RIGHT)

461 days ago
138.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Andy......what's that on your uniform, mister....

461 days ago
139.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

NIKKI: I'm not clever with tech but I can still say this:HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR NIKKI! I just wish I could make you a cake.

461 days ago
140.

Reg    

WTF is going on? Now even TMZ is asking for my details.!!!!!

461 days ago
141.

Reg    

Think that the Universe is telling me to step away from the laptop? Have a blast on ROL you beautiful people., wish I could be there with you all.xoxo.

461 days ago
142.

Serpent of Sandoz    

Anyone wandering into this thread, don't be surprised. It's populated by geritol-age grandmothers who can't figure out how to post at Radar (ATE!). For real. Everybody else is trolling the LiLo threads over at Radar. So the grannies were left behind on this digital version of a park bench to yak about their grand kids and spew vitriol at anyone inclined to point out their... let's be nice and say... shortcomings. (Now observe: >>>> Commence ad hominem attacks, profanity and/or dreary condescension in response to this post in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...)

461 days ago
143.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Are we having fun yet?

461 days ago
144.

DeeMaree    

No new thread. Quoting Sez...FFS.

461 days ago
145.

DeeMaree    

No new thread. Quoting Sez...FFS.

461 days ago
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DeeMaree    

Harvey you and your crew is falling down on your job. Lindsay Lohan is gaining weight as we speak. I bet the shadow of her ass weighs ten pounds by now. Why is tmz not reporting on it? It being ho-LILO's ass. I'm going to rol if you guys don't get with the program. Ali needs money. Offer her a few shekels for a scoop.

461 days ago
147.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

WAKE UP!!!!!!

461 days ago
148.

Suzy Q     

TMZ is waiting until she gains 10 lbs.and they get a photo of her ass.

461 days ago
149.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Yooz guyz are no fun today.

461 days ago
150.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

You guys are missing out on all the fun . . . .

461 days ago
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