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Jeff Ross

Lindsay Lohan REFUSES

To Be Roasted

5/15/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

We should have known by Lindsay Lohan's SNL performance that she has no sense of humor ... but this really takes the cake -- celebrity roastmaster Jeff Ross says Lindsay REFUSES to participate in this year's Comedy Central Roast.

It would've been a great idea to let comics poke fun at her fresh out of rehab ... because if there's anything we can learn from Alec Baldwin, it's that comedy can defuse almost any kind of negative publicity.

Alas, Jeff Ross says Lindsay turned down his offer ... but there are plenty of other people to choose from. Watch the clip.


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Serpent of Sandoz    

It says a lot about a person's character defects when he can dehumanize another human being to the point of wishing massive personal failure and injury on her solely for the purpose of his own entertainment. The Germans have a word for that kind of character defect, as they do for people who either join in or cheer on such despicable displays, or sit by and say or do nothing.

487 days ago

Suzy Q     

AndyConda, that's a darn good t-shirt.

If DiLo really wanted to make some money, she'd sell them here.

487 days ago

Suzy Q     

Seamus, I, too, am bored. But we must be patient. The screw up will happen in it's own time.

Never rush it.

Never doubt it.

487 days ago


This poor old thread is still limping along I see.

487 days ago


@Old SAM (AKA Serpent):

I see you have returned to dole out more of your pompous, pointless, yet intellectual sounding tongue lashings and critiques to a group of strangers. How dare they have the audacity to (gasp!) chat on a gossip site about a former celebrity who constantly makes the news by breaking the laws of justice and morality?

487 days ago

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

You know enablers, I hope she benefits from her stay and looks healthy afterward. I don't think her parents should be making money off stories about her. A lot of us have chilled out since she's locked up. We really aren't mean. We just don't want to see her endangering other people or causing loss to others financially. Personally, i'd love to see her get a conscience. Nobody can buy her one of those!

487 days ago

Suzy Q     

So, Joan Rivers made a Lindsay joke on the finale of Celebrity Apprentice. You can always count on her (something about the tall male finalists being as high as Lindsay on a bad day).

Anyway, this DVD review of Liz and Dick is pretty scathing. I'm only posting a small part of it. Take the link to read the whole thing.


"Putting a brown wig on Lindsay Lohan and calling her Elizabeth “Liz” Taylor is the equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig. And it would be easy to blame her for the ill-conceived, and shoddily constructed, made for TV mess Liz & Dick. But this “biopic” is plagued with problems other than the once overblown and now non-existent talent of its leading lady. Liz & Dick fails on multiple fronts: poorly-written dialogue, zero character development and a fractured plot to name a few. Should viewers expect more from a Lifetime creation? This is the network known for its melodramatic programming.

There’s nothing remotely reminiscent of Elizabeth Taylor in Lindsay Lohan, even in full make-up. Taylor was poised and polished and unquestionably one of the most beautiful women in the world. Lohan’s Taylor has a face puffy from Restylane injections, her freckles are heavily spackled with concealer and her red locks are tucked into poorly-groomed wigs. It’s not just the looks that Lohan lacks. Taylor was strong but could play vulnerable. She had an innate sexuality and could be blatantly seductive or more demure depending on the role she was playing. Lohan simply comes across as trashy."

487 days ago


Anyone still here?

487 days ago

Suzy Q     

Why no new stories?

Because Lindsay is sleeping off the Adderall. Snoring and drooling and eating.

486 days ago


Regi, DIRT is ATTEMPTING to smear your good name on rol. I put the kibosh on that

486 days ago


Enjoy your day Regina-I am off to bed.

486 days ago


@BENZARELLA, STFU will ya!!!! Clearly you have no life and no friends as you are constantly trolling and stalking my every move on here. GUTLESS PISS WEAK SAD LONELY TROLL!!! Find something else to play with will ya!!!! FREAK.

486 days ago


Regi, that IDIOT made up over 20 alters to hate 'check' the H8turds, can you believe it... . ?

486 days ago


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486 days ago

Serpent of Sandoz    

Priceless. Just priceless. ICMTSU

486 days ago
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