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Jeff Ross

Lindsay Lohan REFUSES

To Be Roasted

5/15/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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We should have known by Lindsay Lohan's SNL performance that she has no sense of humor ... but this really takes the cake -- celebrity roastmaster Jeff Ross says Lindsay REFUSES to participate in this year's Comedy Central Roast.

It would've been a great idea to let comics poke fun at her fresh out of rehab ... because if there's anything we can learn from Alec Baldwin, it's that comedy can defuse almost any kind of negative publicity.

Alas, Jeff Ross says Lindsay turned down his offer ... but there are plenty of other people to choose from. Watch the clip.

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91.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...Love you guys xoxoxo

472 days ago
92.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

BC, to answer your Dirt question, check your email.

472 days ago
93.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Sez, I wuv you and miss you!! *CHEERS* having a shot of tequila. My company is soooooooo busy this time of year. Sorry I am not around as much


****NINE days till memorial day weekend, cant wait to planet my ass on the beach,..Yayyy!!

472 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

@ Maddy, just found out they are throwing me a 50th bday, even though I said NOOOOO! Do I tell hubbie I know?

472 days ago
95.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Whelp, it's time for Bear to hibernate. Good Night, everybodeeeee. Hopefully we can have some more fun tomorrow on a new thread.

472 days ago
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HannahF    

Hey guys!! I hope all is going smoothly for everyone.

472 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

Sweet Dreans with Angels in your pillow xoxoxo

472 days ago
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Chief Gall    

Scary Movie 5 as of May 14, 2013
Total Lifetime Grosses Domestic: $30,717,918 48.7%
+ Foreign: $32,408,474 51.3%
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= Worldwide: $63,126,392
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Domestic SummaryOpening Weekend: $14,157,367
--- Box Office Mojo
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Thus far that's 3.1m folks in the USA and 3.2m folks in other countries who do not see and experience Lindsay Lohan as haters on gossip sites see and experience Lindsay Lohan. In close to 3 years that I've been here haters have said over and over and over that not one human would ever, ever pay to see a movie with Lindsay on the screen. Wrong, per usual. You, haters, are not as numerous as you would prefer to believe. You certainly don't matter much. SM5 should not be grossing 1m because of Lindsay!!!! Look at the numbers. BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

472 days ago
99.

LK    

IS THIS THING WORKING ????
LOL

471 days ago
100.

Reg    

Hey VORLON, how goes it?

471 days ago
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Suzy Q     

Lisa,


Just read your advice on Chrome. Since I have it installed, I opened it and the video was there, and all kinds of good things happened! There's also a little icon that says they wouldn't allow cookies to be downloaded, so, I guess that's why.


Unbelievable! Thanks for the tip! I'll use Chrome when I come here. MUCH better (and I hope Seamus just has a curse or something and it won't go bad later)

471 days ago
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Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

I say roast her....might help drip some of that grease off her.

471 days ago
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Fluffy    

Bear, Love your AVI!

471 days ago
104.

Vorlon    

It goes- thanks for askin'.
Counting down to vacy starting tomorrow.

REG
Hey VORLON, how goes it?

471 days ago
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Fluffy    

I'm impressed. Hoho didn't escape yet!

471 days ago
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