(0:00) Eva Longoria gets a Master's Degree, and she calls into TMZ Live to tell us about her graduation.
(6:00) Brad Pitt says he suffers from face blindness, is it a real affliction or a cover for celebrity snobbery?
(10:00) MMA Fighter Waylon Lowe says his penis was permanently damaged after using sex enhancing gel, a company spokesperson chimes in.
(15:00) Paris Hilton has just been signed to Cash Money Records as a DJ, is there another hit single coming or is this a disaster waiting to happen?
(18:00) Michael Jackson's father, Joe Jackson, is speaking out now on the molestation allegations from Wade Robson.
(23:00) Soulja Boy's red Bentley has been impounded by police because secret cameras have tied his car to a hit-and-run.
(28:00) Amanda Bynes denied at the airport because of lack of proper ID, her solution? Google me.
(31:00) A-Rod makes BIG money after selling his Miami Beach Mansion, and the photos of the inside are incredible.
(33:00) We hear what you have to say!
(36:00) It's time again for ... Tim's worst pitches of the week.