(0:00) Michael Lohan is on the phone -- he explains why his truce with Dina Lohan already hit the skids.
(6:00) Amanda Bynes says she wasn't in Buffalo ... but we have a lot of evidence suggesting she's full of it.
(10:00) A woman claims she got herpes during one of Rihanna's concerts -- we'll tell you why it's nearly impossible for her to prove it.
(15:00) Justin Bieber hits up 3 clubs despite being underage -- while his pal Lil Twist gets pulled over in his Ferrari ... igniting a serious conspiracy theory.
(18:00) Evelyn Lozada joins us to explain what did and didn't go down during her prom date with a 19-year-old.
(24:00) Will Smith bashes the Kardashians ... but his son Jaden keeps spending time with one of them.
(29:00) Chad Johnson says he's too broke to afford child support -- yet posts photos of him giving a homeless man a ton of cash for a strip joint spending spree.
(32:00) Animal Planet's fake "Mermaid" documentary gets the channel's highest ratings ever -- we talk to the brains behind the show to see if he really believes in the underwater humans.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) It's time again for ... Tim's rejected pitches of the week!