Simon Cowell -- EGGED on 'Britain's Got Talent'

A crazy woman got on stage at "Britain's Got Talent" and did what every person who has been on the receiving end of Simon Cowell criticism dreams of doing ... she threw eggs at him!

Opera singers Richard and Adam Johnson (who never blinked during the ordeal) were finishing their song when the woman ran on stage and began throwing eggs at Cowell and fellow judges Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams.

The woman was quickly escorted off stage and Cowell (and his chest hair) came away unscathed.