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Toxic Tan Mom

TERMINALLY WASTED

At Airport

6/13/2013 3:46 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tan Mom smelled a little too much like the slot machine area in a Laughlin, Nevada casino Thursday ... and her punishment was 30 hours in detox.  Let us explain.

T.M. had a layover in Minneapolis and decided to leave the airport's secure area to grab a smoke.  To her dismay, TSA wouldn't let her back in, and the mood turned as dark as her.  Tan Mom went ballistic.

TSA agents had a sneaking suspicion she was wasted -- because she was totally wasted.  They took her to airport police, who then gave Ms. Mom an ultimatum -- either go to jail for public intoxication, or spend 30 hours in a detox facility.  Wisely, Tan Mom chose door #2.

She'll be clean as a whistle before she knows it.   That's because she's really wasted.

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16.

She's baaaack    

Say it ain't so!! Tan mom wasted? Who'da thunk it? But seriously folks, when isn't she wasted? She must be about #5 on the death list. Does anyone know her number?

505 days ago
17.

Lisa    

My neighbor was drunk at an airport too... just as relevant.

505 days ago
18.

DaniM0nster    

So since her name is Tan "mom", where the hell are her kids?

505 days ago
19.

Kabala    

What is wrong with her mouth/teeth? Does she have false teeth?

505 days ago
20.

Beetlejuice    

that POS was drunk on Howard Stern show last week

505 days ago
21.

Toilethead    

What a train wreck.

505 days ago
22.

em    

Oh no! Tan mom is probably about 15 min from my home...

505 days ago
23.

Up    

When did TMZ become a d-list site?

505 days ago
24.

Kojack    

Misleading title. I was hoping she was dying. Preferably from lung cancer.

505 days ago
25.

FROM HELL    

trash

505 days ago
26.

Lauri    

Yay, MSP! All loser celebs should try their BS in MN, where we don't kiss celeb's a$$es. We didn't let ol' Lindsey into clubs when she was underaged and in town filming, either. Too bad, so sad.

505 days ago
27.

STRAY    

Who the hell is this?

505 days ago
28.

flora68    

Pathetic but not surprising. She's just being herself.

So...when does her reality show debut?

505 days ago
29.

Harkins    

This woman is a waste of human space. She is disgusting!

505 days ago
30.

dirtyford    

Wheres her kid

505 days ago
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